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  1. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Is there any young ass working at 5 guys you're going to try and slide a length to?
  2. BIG WHYTE PUPE ALERT ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

    Originally posted by totse2118 she is one of scrawnys angels and only logs on to wish me well

    HTS wants to fuck her too

    BIGGGG WHYTE PUPE #PIPEdidNOTHINwrong
  3. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Is there any young ass working at 5 guys you're going to try and slide a length to?

    Yes I couldn't stop thinking about this cute latina chick that was sitting across from me.
  4. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer............................................................... all i want to know is the link to the site where that video is going to be posted

    My Redgif account
  5. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs UPDATE:

    FOLX I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED BY HR THAT WE CAN SMOKE ZA ON OUR SHIFTS.

    FUCK YEAH BABY

    CATCH ME AT 5 GUYS FLIPPING BURGERS AND SMOKING THAT BHUTANESE SHADOW DRAGON PACK. SHIT'S SO FIRE IT'LL MAKE YOUR LUNGS COMBUST NIGGA. THIS IS THE SHIT MOSES WAS SMOKING WHEN HE PARTED THE RED SEA.





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    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult ๐ŸฎWhat the fuck is a Bhutanese Shadow Market?๐Ÿฎ,



    through my own esoteric research into fringe subjects I came across this a while ago and mentioned it a lot since the start of winter, one of the most common things sold at this market is an ELIXIR OF ETERNAL LIFE which I think is interesting considering all these factors
    ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น$ฬ™ฬฬซฬฆฬ‘ฬ‰โ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‘คโ˜ฅโ‚ฟอชฬ‚ฬˆฬอซ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น$ฬ™ฬฬซฬฆฬ‘ฬ‰โ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‘คโ˜ฅโ‚ฟอชฬ‚ฬˆฬอซ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น$ฬ™ฬฬซฬฆฬ‘ฬ‰โ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‘คโ˜ฅโ‚ฟอชฬ‚ฬˆฬอซ๐Ÿฆโคฬทฬธฬงฬคฬบอ•ฬฎฬฎอ‡ฬฑฬบฬฅฬญฬˆฬƒฬ‹ฬอฬ€ฬอŠฬฬ’ฬอŒฬ‰ฬ“ฬ”ฬ•อ… โœด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ›๏ธโœดโคฬทฬธฬงฬคฬบอ•ฬฎฬฎอ‡ฬฑฬบฬฅฬญฬˆฬƒฬ‹ฬอฬ€ฬอŠฬฬ’ฬอŒฬ‰ฬ“ฬ”ฬ•อ… โคฬทฬธฬงฬคฬบอ•ฬฎฬฎอ‡ฬฑฬบฬฅฬญฬˆฬƒฬ‹ฬอฬ€ฬอŠฬฬ’ฬอŒฬ‰ฬ“ฬ”ฬ•อ… โœด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ›๏ธโœด
    https://niggasin.space/thread/79710

    https://www.tiktok.com/@wendigoonclips/video/7193935513328307462








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    Originally posted by Ghost The secret bhutanese shadow market is located on a decentralized private OSRS server


    shadow garden
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Kingoftoes Houston
    UPDTAE:

    So my work is doing a team building exercise where the managers serve the employees food ( I work at five guys). I'm walking in in 10 minutes. I'm on 5 cart hits, 3 drinks and 5 mg hydrocodone right now
  7. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes UPDTAE:

    So my work is doing a team building exercise where the managers serve the employees food ( I work at five guys). I'm walking in in 10 minutes. I'm on 5 cart hits, 3 drinks and 5 mg hydrocodone right now

    Do you get to choose what to eat? ask for a Big Mac
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why don't I Cum In Your Mouth?
  9. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Do you get to choose what to eat? ask for a Big Mac

    Yes I'm getting a bacon cheeseburger and fries
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Because I want to cum in your mouth.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes UPDTAE:

    So my work is doing a team building exercise where the managers serve the employees food ( I work at five guys). I'm walking in in 10 minutes. I'm on 5 cart hits, 3 drinks and 5 mg hydrocodone right now

    You'll be looking for work before Thanksgiving.
  12. Kingoftoes Houston
    10 mg of 2-Fluorodeschloroketamine ( a special K analog) ingested.

    Time for training. I've found this to work similar to alchohol but less impairing at lower doses. Maybe I'll have a chance to get out of my head and squash my social anxiety and socialize today.
  13. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    u get a job yet king?
  14. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Niggles u get a job yet king?

    Yeah I work at a place called 5 guys right now.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are you one of the five guys?
  16. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by aldra are you one of the five guys?



    No, they are all big, black, and scary
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh, that looks like a different Five Guys than the one I was thinking of
  18. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by aldra oh, that looks like a different Five Guys than the one I was thinking of

    Where the hell do you think I was gonna, be working at, a burger joint?
  19. Instigator Space Nigga
    Always misread this as if its to do with getting hard.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra oh, that looks like a different Five Guys than the one I was thinking of

    will you be thinking about it next time you're eating a burger from there?

    also do they have 5 Guys in Australia (Hamburger Joint)
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