How come I'm not getting hired

1. 2023-10-14 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #141
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   I'm tired of getting hired and fired the same day
2. 2023-10-14 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #142
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not in my kitchen.

   
   That's what you think.
   
   Nah it's fine if you want to drug test your cooks and run a "clean crew." To each their own. Stoners are the best cooks but to each their own.
3. 2023-10-15 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #143
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Thanks for listening y'all.

   
   i skipped when you started talking about skipping trainning videos.
4. 2023-10-15 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #144
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not in my kitchen.

   
   i didnt know you work in a kitchen
5. 2023-10-15 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #145
   

   Niggles Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt know you work in a kitchen

   
   He owns his work
6. 2023-10-15 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #146
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt know you work in a kitchen

   
   I own the kitchen bitch. Now get in it and make me a sammich.
   
   
7. 2023-10-15 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #147
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I own the kitchen bitch. Now get in it and make me a sammich.
   
   

   
   *spits*
   
   here you go massa
8. 2023-10-15 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #148
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny *spits*
   
   here you go massa

   
   I don't hire chinks
   
   
9. 2023-10-17 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #149
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't hire chinks
   
   

   
   they wont work for you ?
10. 2023-10-17 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they wont work for you ?

    
    Judgement comes for you
11. 2023-10-17 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #151
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not soon enough
12. 2023-10-17 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #152
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Judgement comes for you

    I can't pee
13. 2023-10-17 at 7:41 AM UTC

    #153
    

    Niggles Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I can't pee

    
    I think I know why you can't get a job. its because of your noodly poof hair. it frightens people.
14. 2023-10-17 at 7:46 AM UTC

    #154
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I have to peeeeeeeee!!!!!
15. 2023-10-17 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #155
    

    Niggles Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I have to peeeeeeeee!!!!!

    
    piss in your pocket
16. 2023-10-17 at 8:24 AM UTC

    #156
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    I am
17. 2023-10-17 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #157
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Pissssssssss
18. 2023-10-17 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #158
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    this is why diapers while tripping are cozy
19. 2023-10-18 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #159
    

    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    fucking hell I havn't even gone to the level of Adult Diaper while being stuck on the freeway
    
    don't plan on it anytime soon. its a funny thought though
20. 2023-10-19 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #160
    

    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    UPDATE:
    
    FOLX I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED BY HR THAT WE CAN SMOKE ZA ON OUR SHIFTS.
    
    FUCK YEAH BABY
    
    CATCH ME AT 5 GUYS FLIPPING BURGERS AND SMOKING THAT BHUTANESE SHADOW DRAGON PACK. SHIT'S SO FIRE IT'LL MAKE YOUR LUNGS COMBUST NIGGA. THIS IS THE SHIT MOSES WAS SMOKING WHEN HE PARTED THE RED SEA.
    
    
    
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