How come I'm not getting hired

1. 2023-10-02 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker omg typos how shall I ever hide my shame. Now go piss up a limp rope while pounding molten salt up your ass with both fists.
   
   

   
   You literally posted the dictionary definition of a word a second ago, but you’re too good for proper grammar?!
2. 2023-10-02 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #82
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Translation: "When I can get it working in a grocery store produce department is my peak."

   
   fuck off first off I got black listed, Nig. that was a reality.
   
   I did that in my youth. in my early-mid 20s was the last time I worked at Safeway and before that one of my first Jobs after being a courtasy clerk at Alpha Beta age 17-19 and them not giving me a promotion even though I was working in produce half the time, because of card rules for the Union. B to A. Commercial Food Union
3. 2023-10-02 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey I was a Banker then worked at their HQ in Credit Sales
   
   I got a T3R security clearance Level 2 when I worked in ATM security monitoring
   
   I worked for a Title company in payroll
   
   I worked as a Maintenance worker for 2 different Hotels.
   
   I was a car rental agent at SFO during the 1989 Earthquake (that wasn't fun at all.. people bleeding and shit)
   
   Night Manager for a Hotel with 250 rooms
   
   
   I did all kinds of shit in my life. I have an associates in Hotel Business Management worked on getting a Bachelors but dropped out about 17 units short

   
   Saved to PI file
4. 2023-10-02 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut
   Oh for a year I also worked on an assembly line making super market related price tags and the Peg Hooks and nearly cut my finger off with a hydraulic press because I was running late at the end of a friday and turned the setup switch from hand buttons to foot
   
   only die makers used that. my timing was a bit off and the punch press came down on one of my fingers
   
   bone was sticking out.
5. 2023-10-02 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox Saved to PI file

   
   oh is that what this is all about? my bad. i'll prolly get a warning from one of the big 3 creditors monitoring
6. 2023-10-02 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #86
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Chios Honey I was a Banker then worked at their HQ in Credit Sales
   
   I got a T3R security clearance Level 2 when I worked in ATM security monitoring
   
   I worked for a Title company in payroll
   
   I worked as a Maintenance worker for 2 different Hotels.
   
   I was a car rental agent at SFO during the 1989 Earthquake (that wasn't fun at all.. people bleeding and shit)
   
   Night Manager for a Hotel with 250 rooms
   
   
   I did all kinds of shit in my life. I have an associates in Hotel Business Management worked on getting a Bachelors but dropped out about 17 units short

   
   And yet you can't even make it as an uber driver.
   
   
7. 2023-10-02 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #87
   

   Chios Honey African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker And yet you can't even make it as an uber driver.
   
   

   
   because of stress causes my meds to work against my stress and rage you fucking knuckle headed fuck. I am having a hard time with stress. I grew up working harder than I should have. I lived in a time when your boss jumped on your ass especially at union sites. today they're just so fucking slow and annoying and rude.
   
   I had to be nice even though in my head I wanted to gouge their FUCKING eyes out
8. 2023-10-02 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #88
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Translation: "When I can get it working in a grocery store produce department is my peak."

   
   isnt it like your only skill in life involves shoving cold leads into the anus of a gun so that it can turn them into a hot leads.
9. 2023-10-02 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Chios Honey because of stress causes my meds to work against my stress and rage you fucking knuckle headed fuck. I am having a hard time with stress. I grew up working harder than I should have. I lived in a time when your boss jumped on your ass especially at union sites. today they're just so fucking slow and annoying and rude.
   
   I had to be nice even though in my head I wanted to gouge their FUCKING eyes out

   
   I lived in the same time moron
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny isnt it like your only skill in life involves shoving cold leads into the anus of a gun so that it can turn them into a hot leads.

   
   no
10. 2023-10-02 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #90
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker no

    
    ok, what else.
11. 2023-10-02 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny isnt it like your only skill in life involves shoving cold leads into the anus of a gun so that it can turn them into a hot leads.

    
    Nigga came out of retirement to run a Bar and Grill.
12. 2023-10-02 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok, what else.

    
    I don't answer to you boy
13. 2023-10-02 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #93
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nigga came out of retirement to run a Bar and Grill.

    
    and the first thing he did when he got in charge was firing a good, god fearing, earth of the salt American.
14. 2023-10-02 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #94
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't answer to you boy

    
    doesnt even have skills that impress a boy.
    
    
15. 2023-10-02 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #95
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doesnt even have skills that impress a boy.
    
    

    
    Impressing you is not on my list sparky.
16. 2023-10-02 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #96
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nigga came out of retirement to run a Bar and Grill.

    
    Correction, it's a restaurant with a liquor license. 60% or more of my gross is food.
17. 2023-10-02 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #97
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Correction, it's a restaurant with a liquor license. 60% or more of my food is gross.

    
    Come on, that was hand fed.
18. 2023-10-02 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Correction, it's a restaurant with a liquor license. 60% or more of my gross is food.

    
    Hence the "bar" in Bar and Grill
19. 2023-10-02 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #99
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 60% or more of my gross is food.

    
    yiur foods are gross.
20. 2023-10-02 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #100
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yiur foods are gross.