Just went to jail

1. 2017-02-24 at 12 AM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck the police

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Fuck the police.

   
   
2. 2017-02-24 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking this, why does everyone make assholio jokes about county jail, but still this thread is hilarious.

   
   no one was joking
   
3. 2017-02-24 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock no one was joking

   
   Have you ever been incarcerated ?
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   • kroz
4. 2017-02-24 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ They may have cuck'd me on the bike. I don't know. They said they'd 'take care of it.' I think he put it in the trunk of his cruiser. I forgot to ask when I left the jail. It was a dumpster bike I've had for like a year, no loss, but I will call them and find out.

   
   Expect a police at your house in the next 3 months which is how long it takes for a pig to return someones property.
5. 2017-02-24 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #45
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever been incarcerated ?

   
   once or twice...or so. give or take...
   
   as a caveat: i am not a felon; i can own guns...vote...hold office everything normal people can do.
6. 2017-02-24 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock once or twice…or so. give or take…
   
   as a caveat: i am not a felon; i can own guns…vote…hold office everything normal people can do.

   
   I was just curious if you had firsthand experience with jailhouse penetration.
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7. 2017-02-24 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He's the space stations firearms specialist but moonlights as a gay dominatrix.
8. 2017-02-24 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #48
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I was just curious if you had firsthand experience with jailhouse penetration.

   
   dont worry...i can teach you everything you need to know. and i promise...ill just put the tip in
9. 2017-02-24 at 1 AM UTC

   #49
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump He's the space stations firearms specialist but moonlights as a gay dominatrix.

   
   whos moonlighting...
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10. 2017-02-24 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck the police
11. 2017-02-24 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #51
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck the police

    
    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/14/141ea08cec9a2676a6162437d01e005ba432c45e94c6cb54d54f3abda9a00ecd.jpg
12. 2017-02-24 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    how the fuck do you embed pictures on this fucking site...
13. 2017-02-24 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #53
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Lol this thread is great.
14. 2017-02-24 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #54
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock how the fuck do you embed pictures on this fucking site…

    
    Bill the cat you're a derpadew
    
    
    
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15. 2017-02-24 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #55
    FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    You will make a change for the better.
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    • mmQ
16. 2017-02-24 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Bill the cat you're a derpadew

    
    
17. 2017-02-24 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #57
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Bill the cat you're a derpadew

    
    lick my balls
18. 2017-02-24 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #58
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    
    lick my balls covered in Bill Krozby saliva
19. 2017-02-24 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    cuck'd ^
20. 2017-02-24 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #60
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    u suc