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  1. #41
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's nothing. I did that with a bear.

    That's nothing, I did that with myself to someone else's house and stole a TV.
    They was so mad but a chomo so they just stayed STFU and got over it.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's nothing. I did that with a bear.

    pedobear.

    yes.
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like she just want REAL MAN to come over to her house so that she can catch some real whiff of his REAL MASCULINITY

    Real men can afford electricity
  4. #44
    Who are you, John Mammal?
  5. #45
    *inserts marsupial joke*
  6. #46
    John Pouch
  7. #47
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like she just want REAL MAN to come over to her house so that she can catch some real whiff of his REAL MASCULINITY

    Did I hear someone call my name?
  8. #48
    Bradley Black Hole
    Fona do you own a pistol or .22 rifle?
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley Fona do you own a pistol or .22 rifle?

    https://niggasin.space/thread/76211?p=1#post-1595851
  10. #50
    Bradley Black Hole
    You think birdshot will kill a raccoon at 30ft?
  11. #51
    Bradley Black Hole
    I never fired birdshot out of a pistol and I don't pretend to know things. A .22 would work good if they're on the roof.

    Or drown them fona
  12. #52
    Bradley Black Hole
    U can process coon hide too if you're bored
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley You think birdshot will kill a raccoon at 30ft?

    I know it for a fact from actual application you never did nothing faggit. Birdshot is what you use if you have to kill it inside. Even a .22 can easily pass through a coon. Birshot at indoor range does not have as much spread as the movies tell you. In fact from 10 to 15 feet it pretty much makes one large hole.

    I'm not guessing I'm, not telling you something I've read, I'm telling you facts I know from experience.
  14. #54
    Bradley Black Hole
    Wow youre so cool to know about one type of ammunition that i already said i don't.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I know it for a fact from actual application you never did nothing faggit. Birdshot is what you use if you have to kill it inside. Even a .22 can easily pass through a coon. Birshot at indoor range does not have as much spread as the movies tell you. In fact from 10 to 15 feet it pretty much makes one large hole.

    I'm not guessing I'm, not telling you something I've read, I'm telling you facts I know from experience.

    Settle down, killer.
  16. #56
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real men can afford electricity

    But not a nose job.

  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley But not a nose job.

    The VA offered to fix it for free. I told them no thanks I'll just rock this look. But thanks again for letting me know how much I hurt your little feelers.
  18. #58
    Bradley Black Hole
    No they didn't lol you look really gross bud.

    Also thanks for your service
  19. #59
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley No they didn't lol you look really gross bud.

    Also thanks for your service

    Yeah, they did. The same week it happened. In fact they refered me to a specialist from USF at Tampa General Hospital the very week it happened. It would have involved three surgeries over an 18 month span during which you can't smoke. So I declined their generous offer as I am secure and confident in who I am without the frail ego which causes you such concern about your hair and my nose.

    I'm twice your age and still smoother than you are you insecure faggit balding bag of meat.
  20. #60
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats


    Better pic of the caged coons and why I couldn't get to them.
    Really should invest in a bigger ladder.

    Nice house.

    You shouldn't have paid money, just put some lights going so they felt uncomfortable and left.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats My girlfriend was very against me handling it myself.

    This is a shit test. You should have stripped naked, grabbed the raccoons with their bare hands, broken their necks, gutted them with a rock, cooked them over a log fire, and offered her the meat.

    This would have won her admiration and respekt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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