Vet Large Mammal Stuck in the Attic HELP!

1. 2022-08-14 at 2 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's nothing. I did that with a bear.

   
   That's nothing, I did that with myself to someone else's house and stole a TV.
   They was so mad but a chomo so they just stayed STFU and got over it.
2. 2022-08-14 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's nothing. I did that with a bear.

   
   pedobear.
   
   yes.
3. 2022-08-14 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like she just want REAL MAN to come over to her house so that she can catch some real whiff of his REAL MASCULINITY

   
   Real men can afford electricity
4. 2022-08-15 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who are you, John Mammal?
5. 2022-08-15 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #45
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   *inserts marsupial joke*
6. 2022-08-15 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   John Pouch
7. 2022-08-18 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #47
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like she just want REAL MAN to come over to her house so that she can catch some real whiff of his REAL MASCULINITY

   
   Did I hear someone call my name?
8. 2022-08-18 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Fona do you own a pistol or .22 rifle?
9. 2022-08-19 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Fona do you own a pistol or .22 rifle?

   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/76211?p=1#post-1595851
10. 2022-08-19 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    You think birdshot will kill a raccoon at 30ft?
11. 2022-08-19 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I never fired birdshot out of a pistol and I don't pretend to know things. A .22 would work good if they're on the roof.
    
    Or drown them fona
12. 2022-08-19 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    U can process coon hide too if you're bored
13. 2022-08-19 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley You think birdshot will kill a raccoon at 30ft?

    
    I know it for a fact from actual application you never did nothing faggit. Birdshot is what you use if you have to kill it inside. Even a .22 can easily pass through a coon. Birshot at indoor range does not have as much spread as the movies tell you. In fact from 10 to 15 feet it pretty much makes one large hole.
    
    I'm not guessing I'm, not telling you something I've read, I'm telling you facts I know from experience.
14. 2022-08-19 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Wow youre so cool to know about one type of ammunition that i already said i don't.
15. 2022-08-19 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #55
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I know it for a fact from actual application you never did nothing faggit. Birdshot is what you use if you have to kill it inside. Even a .22 can easily pass through a coon. Birshot at indoor range does not have as much spread as the movies tell you. In fact from 10 to 15 feet it pretty much makes one large hole.
    
    I'm not guessing I'm, not telling you something I've read, I'm telling you facts I know from experience.

    
    Settle down, killer.
16. 2022-08-19 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real men can afford electricity

    
    But not a nose job.
    
    
17. 2022-08-20 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley But not a nose job.

    
    The VA offered to fix it for free. I told them no thanks I'll just rock this look. But thanks again for letting me know how much I hurt your little feelers.
18. 2022-08-20 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    No they didn't lol you look really gross bud.
    
    Also thanks for your service
19. 2022-08-20 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley No they didn't lol you look really gross bud.
    
    Also thanks for your service

    
    Yeah, they did. The same week it happened. In fact they refered me to a specialist from USF at Tampa General Hospital the very week it happened. It would have involved three surgeries over an 18 month span during which you can't smoke. So I declined their generous offer as I am secure and confident in who I am without the frail ego which causes you such concern about your hair and my nose.
    
    I'm twice your age and still smoother than you are you insecure faggit balding bag of meat.
20. 2022-08-20 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    
    
    Better pic of the caged coons and why I couldn't get to them.
    Really should invest in a bigger ladder.

    
    Nice house.
    
    You shouldn't have paid money, just put some lights going so they felt uncomfortable and left.
    
    

    Originally posted by Fonaplats My girlfriend was very against me handling it myself.

    
    This is a shit test. You should have stripped naked, grabbed the raccoons with their bare hands, broken their necks, gutted them with a rock, cooked them over a log fire, and offered her the meat.
    
    This would have won her admiration and respekt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley, 
    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4