I went outside to smoke a cigarette and a big ass coon came wandering up to the front gate. He gave me the finger and walked around the house so I followed him and threw a brick at him. We need more traps and some razor wire.
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I went outside to smoke a cigarette and a big ass coon came wandering up to the front gate. He gave me the finger and walked around the house so I followed him and threw a brick at him. We need more traps and some razor wire.
One time a groundhog got stuck in my garden and my dad had all these bricks around the garden so he started picking them up frantically and chucking them at the groundhog missing terribly and destroying the garden more in the process
So i saw this happening and ran into the garage and grabbed an aluminum baseball bat and beat the thing to death caveman style.
Was awesome
Also theres one living under the bando next door atm, ive shot it at least 10 times with my old pellet gun lol. Got to hit it in the eye or something. Its huge
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by RIPtotse
One time a groundhog got stuck in my garden and my dad had all these bricks around the garden so he started picking them up frantically and chucking them at the groundhog missing terribly and destroying the garden more in the process
So i saw this happening and ran into the garage and grabbed an aluminum baseball bat and beat the thing to death caveman style.
Was awesome
Also theres one living under the bando next door atm, ive shot it at least 10 times with my old pellet gun lol. Got to hit it in the eye or something. Its huge
when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.
good times
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Originally posted by POLECAT
when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.
Originally posted by POLECAT
when I was 6 maybe 5 we went to NJ to see my aunt, they had a telescope that I was playing with in the back yard, all the houses were in a row for ever and tall grass behind the mowed back yards, I saw ground hogs 25 houses down the open back yards, I watched till one went between the houses and I took off running towards it,, I got there and saw a garden hose laying out so I grabbed it and attacked the ground hog dazing it enough to grab it by the scruff of the neck and then ran back to my aunts house, I brought it inside and woke everyone up showing it off, by then it had recovered from the beating and was getting pissed the fuck off by all the adults freaking out over my deed. I took it outside and let it go before it broke free from my grasp .. I really shook them up.
good times
thats nothing. i did all that too except with greenish water snake.
