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Vet Large Mammal Stuck in the Attic HELP!

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Nigga is up there being loud as fuck trying to kill us.
    IDK where to start...
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I need a scare crow or something.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ive owned a house for at least double the time youve lived at this chicks house and havent had half of the problems
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Nigga is up there being loud as fuck trying to kill us.
    IDK where to start…

    Lol just smoke him out and put a bunch of tacks and Legos underneath the attic door so when he comes out all frantically he doesn't have time to notice them and hurts is feet real bad while you await nearby then laugh at him and tie him up so you can burn him alive in your oven or fireplace. Figure it out!
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    How does someome get so many varmints in the house?
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    Originally posted by mmQ Lol just smoke him out and put a bunch of tacks and Legos underneath the attic door so when he comes out all frantically he doesn't have time to notice them and hurts is feet real bad while you await nearby then laugh at him and tie him up so you can burn him alive in your oven or fireplace. Figure it out!

    Literally I was gonna laugh before I realize this is pretty much exactly what they teach in exterminators college.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I have no attic door.
    The animal catcher guy person isn't available until Tuesday and all he wants to do us put a 1 way door on the hole the animal is using and come back to patch it up after the animal leaves.
    Only problem with that is the house has more holes than swiss cheese.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you need to learn to hunt nigga. crazy that you would call a guy to come charge you for wildlife in ur house, poison, bullets, screw gun and wood as well as spray foam are ur friends. a camera could catch the critter so u no what u r dealing with
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I found the hole.
    But it's high up and Imma need a 24 foot ladder.
    The proffessional wants $500 to come out and put up a trap.
    Im going to go to the store and buy a trap myself and hopefully find a ladder to borrow/rent.
  10. #10
    troon African Astronaut
    Feed it some really salty meat and wait till it comes out for water. Then patch up the hole.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I want to buy a trap but there was not traps to be found.
    So I broke down and called a really man who will kindly come to my girlfriend's house to take care of all the things Im useless for..
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you should buy a camera and catch it coming and going before planning the attack
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    Originally posted by POLECAT you should buy a camera and catch it coming and going before planning the attack

    what camera would do that
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats I want to buy a trap but there was not traps to be found.
    So I broke down and called a really man who will kindly come to my girlfriend's house to take care of all the things Im useless for..

    get a cat.
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Stick your dick in that hole
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    What you do is go git dat gun, boy, and you march right on up ta dat dare mammalian, and blow 'is dang head clean off'n his shoulders.
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    I hope the animal rapes him
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The "professional" set some traps on the roof. He baited them with marshmallows soaked in his pee.


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    Only charged us $500.
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    Haxxor African Astronaut


    24.99 next day delivery Amazon

    Probably squirrels 🐿, after he traps a few, if they’re not smart enough to grab the bait without getting trapped more will come.

    We had squirrels in the attic, landlord had carpenters patch the holes closed.
    Within 2 months they managed to pry away the patches and got back in.

    We used these Just One Bite II 16 oz. Rodent Rat Bait Cake Blocks 44.99 - (Pack of 8) poison blocks as bait in the same cheap traps. Break them into smaller pieces and watch them disappear along with the squirrels or any other rodents who eat them.



    2 traps + 1- 8 pack cost less than $100
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    24.99 next day delivery Amazon

    Probably squirrels 🐿, after he traps a few, if they’re not smart enough to grab the bait without getting trapped more will come.

    We had squirrels in the attic, landlord had carpenters patch the holes closed.
    Within 2 months they managed to pry away the patches and got back in.

    We used these Just One Bite II 16 oz. Rodent Rat Bait Cake Blocks 44.99 - (Pack of 8) poison blocks as bait in the same cheap traps. Break them into smaller pieces and watch them disappear along with the squirrels or any other rodents who eat them.



    2 traps + 1- 8 pack cost less than $100

    My girlfriend was very against me handling it myself.

    Anyways, there is a rack on in one of the traps already.
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