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Do you remember the first time you took a drug?

  1. #41
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    First time smoking weed was a shitshow. In middle school me and a buddy were going to smoke and meet some girls after we all snuck out.

    I had to leave my window open to sneak out. Met with my buddy at a local park, smoked a bowl and set out to the midpoint of our houses, a cemetery, because edgy.

    The shortest route there was along a busy street after curfew. Super nervous first time high so we ended up metal-gearing our way down the street, hiding at the first sign of people. As soon as we got there we got a message from the two girls saying they'd been caught by their dad on their way over.

    At this point it had started raining and we wanted to get home quick, and the long process of stealthing down the street was NOT going to happen again. Opted to cut through trailer parks, after a smoke, all along the way to our houses. Apparently some shit was going down and there were police lights and cops handling stuff.

    Got lost in the trailer parks we took as a shortcut back home, and the storm ended up being one of the very worst is ever seen. After close to two hours in this storm, exhausted, scared,and coming down from my first smoke, not to mention soaked to the bone and cold, we finally found our neighborhood, where we dried off at a friend's place for a bit. When I finally climbed in my ground level window I found that it was not only soaked, but a wild animal and my cat had taken shelter in my room. My cat tore it apart and i spent all morning til school scrubbing blood and parts out of my room.

    Such a shitty start to my noble career as a stoner
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  2. #42
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock what else did daddy force on you?

    post pics

    i would but PTHCs arent allowed here.
  3. #43
    I'm on bundy and my heart keeps talking to me in Microsoft Sam what the fuck is going on I'm talking to my heart
  4. #44
    felonious_monk Yung Blood
    First few times I smoked weed, I was kinda on the edge of feeling something...Then one time my stoner friend had a like 3 foot tall bong, and I'd never used a bong before and I hit it as hard as I could cuz I'd never hit a bong before. I just remember when I pulled the thing I was coughing so hard, I felt like I was gonna puke so I went outside...When I finally stopped coughing I looked up and my vision was all framey and everything sounded super intense and everything was in slow motion. My friend offered me some gum and I forgot how to say yes please cuz my mouth was dry AF and I just never imagined such a "chill" drug could make me feel like that. It was wild, I'll never forget it
  5. #45
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm on bundy and my heart keeps talking to me in Microsoft Sam what the fuck is going on I'm talking to my heart
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    You should try and become that little paperclip helper I think his name was Clippy.
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ You should try and become that little paperclip helper I think his name was Clippy.

    you should try taking a shower.
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you should try taking a shower.

    Woah-ho good one Bill! Share it at recess tomorrow I'm sure the kids will think you're just hilarious.
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Woah-ho good one Bill! Share it at recess tomorrow I'm sure the kids will think you're just hilarious.

    youre just jealous that all the other little kids wont hang out with you because you reek like a broken sewer main

    nasty bitch...go douche your ass
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre just jealous that all the other little kids wont hang out with you because you reek like a broken sewer main

    nasty bitch…go douche your ass

  11. #51
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ



    Originally posted by mmQ faggot


  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ



    Originally posted by infinityshock



    Originally posted by infinityshock



    Originally posted by infinityshock



    Originally posted by infinityshock



    Originally posted by infinityshock

    faggot
  13. #53
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm on bundy and my heart keeps talking to me in Microsoft Sam what the fuck is going on I'm talking to my heart

    Lol I know this feel
  14. #54
    I don't remember the last time I took a drug
  15. #55
    Originally posted by puffy butts i was 13 and took 200mg of bundy. spent hours jumping from my couch to the chair in childlike joy.

    what happened when you came down.. how long did it take for you to come down?
  16. #56
    Originally posted by felonious_monk …When I finally stopped coughing I looked up and my vision was all framey and everything sounded super intense and everything was in slow motion.

    Sounds like a lack of oxygen .. and then you're hyperventilating and getting to much. I do that when I have asthma attacks and hit the inhaler and it opens me up.

    It gives you tunnel vision and like you're hearing inside an area with lots of echoing sounds. you were coughing trying to open up the capillaries following by breathing to deep, thinking you couldn't breath which makes you feel as if you can't breath.. vicious cycle. Im not playing doctor.. but I have had that experience many times.
  17. #57
    felonious_monk Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Sounds like a lack of oxygen .. and then you're hyperventilating and getting to much. I do that when I have asthma attacks and hit the inhaler and it opens me up.

    It gives you tunnel vision and like you're hearing inside an area with lots of echoing sounds. you were coughing trying to open up the capillaries following by breathing to deep, thinking you couldn't breath which makes you feel as if you can't breath.. vicious cycle. Im not playing doctor.. but I have had that experience many times.

    Yeah I'm sure that was the case. my lungs had barely ever had any smoke in them and taking an intense bong rip destroyed me. I remember feeling like I was gonna puke. But most of it was the weed. I've tried to get that high since then and I can't even get close. That was a wild night. I just remember thinking "I thought weed was supposed to be chill?" i was tripping out, like actually hallucinating every time I closed my eyes
  18. #58
    Originally posted by felonious_monk Yeah I'm sure that was the case. my lungs had barely ever had any smoke in them and taking an intense bong rip destroyed me. I remember feeling like I was gonna puke. But most of it was the weed. I've tried to get that high since then and I can't even get close. That was a wild night. I just remember thinking "I thought weed was supposed to be chill?" i was tripping out, like actually hallucinating every time I closed my eyes

    I'm not into smoking pot anymore yet that is a good sign of good quality weed. unless they put some dust in there.. fucking people play stupid games like that.. think it's funny
  19. #59
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Everyone in this thread's Peer Pressure trigger question

    "Everyone's doing it these days.. Everyone.. What, are you scared??"
  20. #60
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Linux Man looks like Mathew Broadrick.
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