2017-03-10 at 5:13 AM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
First time smoking weed was a shitshow. In middle school me and a buddy were going to smoke and meet some girls after we all snuck out.
I had to leave my window open to sneak out. Met with my buddy at a local park, smoked a bowl and set out to the midpoint of our houses, a cemetery, because edgy.
The shortest route there was along a busy street after curfew. Super nervous first time high so we ended up metal-gearing our way down the street, hiding at the first sign of people. As soon as we got there we got a message from the two girls saying they'd been caught by their dad on their way over.
At this point it had started raining and we wanted to get home quick, and the long process of stealthing down the street was NOT going to happen again. Opted to cut through trailer parks, after a smoke, all along the way to our houses. Apparently some shit was going down and there were police lights and cops handling stuff.
Got lost in the trailer parks we took as a shortcut back home, and the storm ended up being one of the very worst is ever seen. After close to two hours in this storm, exhausted, scared,and coming down from my first smoke, not to mention soaked to the bone and cold, we finally found our neighborhood, where we dried off at a friend's place for a bit. When I finally climbed in my ground level window I found that it was not only soaked, but a wild animal and my cat had taken shelter in my room. My cat tore it apart and i spent all morning til school scrubbing blood and parts out of my room.
Such a shitty start to my noble career as a stoner
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2017-03-11 at 3:53 AM UTC
I'm on bundy and my heart keeps talking to me in Microsoft Sam what the fuck is going on I'm talking to my heart
2017-03-13 at 3:40 AM UTC
First few times I smoked weed, I was kinda on the edge of feeling something...Then one time my stoner friend had a like 3 foot tall bong, and I'd never used a bong before and I hit it as hard as I could cuz I'd never hit a bong before. I just remember when I pulled the thing I was coughing so hard, I felt like I was gonna puke so I went outside...When I finally stopped coughing I looked up and my vision was all framey and everything sounded super intense and everything was in slow motion. My friend offered me some gum and I forgot how to say yes please cuz my mouth was dry AF and I just never imagined such a "chill" drug could make me feel like that. It was wild, I'll never forget it
2017-03-13 at 12:29 PM UTC
I don't remember the last time I took a drug
2018-03-23 at 5:14 PM UTC
Everyone in this thread's Peer Pressure trigger question
"Everyone's doing it these days.. Everyone.. What, are you scared??"