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2022-06-22 at 5:08 AM UTC

#121

Kafka sweaty

I was thinking make them all stand on it but yeah look at who’s fat.

2022-06-22 at 5:29 AM UTC

#122

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by aldra the amount of information your brain can store is finite

if you live long enough, you're probably going to either hit a hard limit, go full retard and be unable to function

or slowly lose old information until you forget everything about who you originally were

Fuck I didn't even think about that part. Good eye slugger.

So I wonder what would happen when person A's brain reached maximum capacity while person B's brain still had room left.

2022-06-22 at 5:32 AM UTC

#123

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.

How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?

This is a guess.

First use- put 6 on each side

Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use

Now for the 3rd use take..

Nevermind I don't know

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Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

2022-06-22 at 5:40 AM UTC

#124

mmQ Lisa Turtle

You play paper rock scissors with a stranger. You know that rock is the most common first choice so you decide you're going to use paper. Your opponent anticipates that you'll use this strategy and decides to use scissors. You anticipate that he will anticipate that and you ultimately go back to the initial choice of rock. Ad infinitum

2022-06-22 at 6:37 AM UTC

#125

Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ This is a guess.

First use- put 6 on each side

Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use

Now for the 3rd use take..

Nevermind I don't know

Go on. You're close.

2022-06-22 at 6:39 AM UTC

#126

Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ Fuck I didn't even think about that part. Good eye slugger.

So I wonder what would happen when person A's brain reached maximum capacity while person B's brain still had room left.

The whole universe crashes

2022-06-22 at 8:05 AM UTC

#127

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra the amount of information your brain can store is finite

whats the point then

2022-06-22 at 8:05 AM UTC

#128

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

ves

2022-06-22 at 8:08 AM UTC

#129

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by aldra the amount of information your brain can store is finite

if you live long enough, you're probably going to either hit a hard limit, go full retard and be unable to function

or slowly lose old information until you forget everything about who you originally were

related, I've posted before about this

started writing a story about a vampire who effectively lives forever, only as the centuries drag on he loses his sense of self and anything that keeps him anchored to reality. time and the present mean nothing anymore so his only recourse is to go on an unstoppable retard rampage

2022-06-22 at 8:10 AM UTC

#130

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

I think my brain has hit the information limit and all I know is cracked minecraft strats and secret drug cooking

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Kafka

2022-06-22 at 8:14 AM UTC

#131

curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood whats the point then

Just keep going, you'll find something to laugh at eventually.

2022-06-22 at 8:15 AM UTC

#132

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

I laugh at everything, doesn't make it any better

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Sudo

2022-06-22 at 8:41 AM UTC

#133

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

i laugh at mass shootings

2022-06-22 at 9:14 AM UTC

#134

Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i laugh at mass shootings

Mass shooting my cum in your mouth maybe

2022-06-22 at 2:01 PM UTC

#135

Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You are mentally ill

qft

2022-06-22 at 3:29 PM UTC

#136

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra it's fake and gay

democracy is only fake and gay when people cast their ballots for their preferred candidates and reps.

REAL DEMOCRACY is when men cast their bullets into the candidates they dont like running their country.

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Kafka

2022-06-22 at 5:54 PM UTC

#137

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.

How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?

Weigh them all before anyone even gets on the seesaw.

Simple.

2022-06-22 at 6:01 PM UTC

#138

Kafka sweaty

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny democracy is only fake and gay when people cast their ballots for their preferred candidates and reps.

REAL DEMOCRACY is when men cast their bullets into the candidates they dont like running their country.

Do you think a coup d'état is democratic?

2022-06-22 at 6:08 PM UTC

#139

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

I'm a DAOist and believe that vote weight should be determined by who has the most stake