Podcast Topics

1. 2022-05-27 at 2:24 PM UTC

   #41
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   People that talk about psychedelics are cringe and never have a supply
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   • Sudo
2. 2022-05-27 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-CTK-Classic-Tin-Kaleidoscope/dp/B000ELSZW0?th=1
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   • Kafka
3. 2022-05-27 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #43
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I would just talk to myself

   
   while touching yourself ?
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   • Rape Monster
4. 2022-05-27 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Podcast topic
   
   "This week on NIS"
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5. 2022-05-27 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   "On tomorrow's show we discuss if they actually have to eat the shit or not"
6. 2022-05-28 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   You need to decide on format. Will you have a regular selection of hosts (like a TRS Death Panel) or guests (like STEM-talk). Will you have a producer (like Joe Rogan)? Or will it just be a BAP style monologue (very difficult format). Will you edit, or try to go freeform? How will you reduce dead air (periods of silence)?
   
   A suitable topic to start off with is why Star Wars Episode 1 was the greatest achievement in cinematic history in the past 75 years.
   
   
   
   Like what is going on in this scene? Why are there an army of retard frogs in the middle of no-where. Why do robots land their space-ships beside the retard frog army on some planet out in the middle of no where? What about time? What difference does how long it takes the robots to kill the retard frogs possibly make? Why are the aliens in the spaceship just sitting around in a cargo bay? And why do they have the only controls to the robot army in the armrests of their gamer chairs?
   
   That's just the start of the questions I have about this movie.
7. 2022-05-28 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   haha we should talk about garbage for 4 hours
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8. 2022-05-28 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   ur place or mine
9. 2022-05-28 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rape Monster ur place or mine

   
   I said talk about it not be about it.
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10. 2022-05-28 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Hello I'm John Value, inventor of value.
11. 2022-06-13 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What should it be called?
    
    Black hole bum
    Won't u cum
    Wash away my stain?
    
    Good morning NIS bliss?
    
    Chicken and waffles right fucking now please
12. 2022-06-13 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I want to try making a podcast. Two questions:
    
    1. How long should it be? Bradley recommended 20-30 minutes which seems like a good idea; I don't do much public speaking or anything so I expect it's take some training to be able to talk for longer.
    
    2. What topics would you be interested in? Please be specific. I have some ideas which I'll post later.
    
    General theme will be societal decline, delivery will be schizophrenic verbal shitpost

    
    Not to hack, but until your site takes off..have us phone in edgy questions about the most current things as well as old
    
    Section it into forums
    
    First 10 minutes, headlines political mostly, no one gives a fuck about Britney
    
    Then for shits and giggles, run a 1 minute or 30 second adver-tis-ment of NIS. ( You may get future ad deals)
    
    I'll create one if you like
    
    Once in a while throw a comical sound-bit like 1-2 seconds long relating like wings and dings
    
    I took classes in this lame shit. Wanted to be a DJ at one time
    
    
    Then give a quick 30 second global weather like London, NY, DC, Aussie land, LA etc.. maybe for real nis laughs, where everyone is located. Just read them off really fast
    
    Then 2 minutes of Sports Highlights, World Football, Rugby, American Basketball, Hockey,
    
    Then take more phone calls in on UFO or Paranormal while once in a while someone will say something immature and then it sets off 3 or 4 more totse style attack
13. 2022-06-15 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #53
    Loli Waffen Division SS Yung Blood
    I imagine OP has a very boring and painfully monotonous sounding voice like those creatures from Mass Effect that look like elephants
14. 2022-06-15 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Loli Waffen Division SS I imagine OP has a very boring and painfully monotonous sounding voice like those creatures from Mass Effect that look like elephants

    
    I'd imagine you understand how painfully projecting this is and that's exactly what you're voice sounds like. You know that.
15. 2022-06-15 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #55
    Loli Waffen Division SS Yung Blood

    Originally posted by mmQ I'd imagine you understand how painfully projecting this is and that's exactly what you're voice sounds like. You know that.

    
    lol no
    I have a very melodious and charming voice
    Whenever I send people vocaroos they always comment on how lovely my voice sounds
16. 2022-06-15 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Loli Waffen Division SS lol no
    I have a very melodious and charming voice
    Whenever I send people vocaroos they always comment on how lovely my voice sounds

    
    You and I both know that isn't true. Your voice sounds like an alcoholic lesbian trying to sound like a female.
17. 2022-06-15 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Loli Waffen Division SS I imagine OP has a very boring and painfully monotonous sounding voice like those creatures from Mass Effect that look like elephants

    
    Hey, that monotone voice guy comes from our very own, fonaplats aka Eeyore from Winnie the poo
18. 2022-06-15 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Hey, that monotone voice guy comes from our very own, fonaplats aka Eeyore from Winnie the poo

    
    No that's Becky the waitress that I used to work with down at G Peppers in Odessa.
    
    Becky
    
    "Coooomming through " she'd say all slow and stupid as she slowly walked through the kitchen m
19. 2022-06-15 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ No that's Becky the waitress that I used to work with down at G Peppers in Odessa.
    
    Becky
    
    "Coooomming through " she'd say all slow and stupid as she slowly walked through the kitchen m

    
    Did she have a cute figure?
20. 2022-06-16 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson boring…anything about drugs is boring..as is crazy conspiracy theory.

    
    You are all about boring so we'll take you on your word.