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1. 2022-06-22 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #121
   Kafka sweaty
   I was thinking make them all stand on it but yeah look at who’s fat.
2. 2022-06-22 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #122
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra the amount of information your brain can store is finite
   
   
   if you live long enough, you're probably going to either hit a hard limit, go full retard and be unable to function
   
   or slowly lose old information until you forget everything about who you originally were

   
   Fuck I didn't even think about that part. Good eye slugger.
   
   So I wonder what would happen when person A's brain reached maximum capacity while person B's brain still had room left.
3. 2022-06-22 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #123
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.
   
   How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?

   
   This is a guess.
   
   First use- put 6 on each side
   
   Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use
   
   Now for the 3rd use take..
   
   Nevermind I don't know
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   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
4. 2022-06-22 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #124
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You play paper rock scissors with a stranger. You know that rock is the most common first choice so you decide you're going to use paper. Your opponent anticipates that you'll use this strategy and decides to use scissors. You anticipate that he will anticipate that and you ultimately go back to the initial choice of rock. Ad infinitum
5. 2022-06-22 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #125
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ This is a guess.
   
   First use- put 6 on each side
   
   Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use
   
   Now for the 3rd use take..
   
   Nevermind I don't know

   
   Go on. You're close.
6. 2022-06-22 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #126
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Fuck I didn't even think about that part. Good eye slugger.
   
   So I wonder what would happen when person A's brain reached maximum capacity while person B's brain still had room left.

   
   The whole universe crashes
7. 2022-06-22 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #127
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by aldra the amount of information your brain can store is finite

   
   whats the point then
8. 2022-06-22 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #128
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ves
9. 2022-06-22 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #129
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by aldra the amount of information your brain can store is finite
   
   
   if you live long enough, you're probably going to either hit a hard limit, go full retard and be unable to function
   
   or slowly lose old information until you forget everything about who you originally were

   
   related, I've posted before about this
   
   started writing a story about a vampire who effectively lives forever, only as the centuries drag on he loses his sense of self and anything that keeps him anchored to reality. time and the present mean nothing anymore so his only recourse is to go on an unstoppable retard rampage
10. 2022-06-22 at 8:10 AM UTC

    #130
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I think my brain has hit the information limit and all I know is cracked minecraft strats and secret drug cooking
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    • Kafka
11. 2022-06-22 at 8:14 AM UTC

    #131
    

    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood whats the point then

    
    Just keep going, you'll find something to laugh at eventually.
12. 2022-06-22 at 8:15 AM UTC

    #132
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I laugh at everything, doesn't make it any better
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    • Sudo
13. 2022-06-22 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #133
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i laugh at mass shootings
14. 2022-06-22 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #134
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i laugh at mass shootings

    
    Mass shooting my cum in your mouth maybe
15. 2022-06-22 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #135
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You are mentally ill

    
    qft
16. 2022-06-22 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #136
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra it's fake and gay

    
    democracy is only fake and gay when people cast their ballots for their preferred candidates and reps.
    
    REAL DEMOCRACY is when men cast their bullets into the candidates they dont like running their country.
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    • Kafka
17. 2022-06-22 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #137
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.
    
    How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?

    
    Weigh them all before anyone even gets on the seesaw.
    
    Simple.
18. 2022-06-22 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #138
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny democracy is only fake and gay when people cast their ballots for their preferred candidates and reps.
    
    REAL DEMOCRACY is when men cast their bullets into the candidates they dont like running their country.

    
    Do you think a coup d'état is democratic?
19. 2022-06-22 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #139
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm a DAOist and believe that vote weight should be determined by who has the most stake
    
    
20. 2022-06-22 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ

    
    He sounds completely correct about everything. No wonder he was so agitated about everyone calling him schizophrenic.