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All the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs EEEEEEing over Elden Ring

  1. #1
    i don't get it, looks like shit to me

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  3. #3
    Meikai African Astronaut
    JUST FUCKING RELEASE BLOODBORNE FOR PC YOU FUCKING SHIT ASS FROMSOFT PIECES OF SHIT

    FAILING THAT, MAKE A NEW ARMORED CORE GAME
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wtf, you played armored core?
  5. #5
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Oh no, people like something that you don't.

    Go cry about it over a pastry during your bus ride
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra wtf, you played armored core?

    I didn't have a PS2 back in the day, but my friend did and I played *a bit* of it. It's always stuck out in my mind as one of those games that made me regret not having the console. See also: Dark Cloud.

    Was wild to me when I learned FromSoft were the people responsible, and that they'll probably never make another one because fucking Soulsborne Ringkiro is too profitable a template.
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    Originally posted by Solstice Oh no, people like something that you don't.

    Go cry about it over a pastry during your bus ride

    I just don't understand the mass hype it looks like a slightly above average game to me
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    Lanny Youth Mutton Buster Champion
    Elden ring is pretty dank so far. I’m a little worried that open world BotW exploration has some fundamental design conflicts with the soulsborne formula, like the fact that you can horse out of any overworld battle that’s not going your way feels kinda contrary to the level design of prior games and a bit like cheating but for the most part it works pretty well.

    I appreciate the more generous parry window. It now feels like something worth actually attempting with my old man reaction times now.
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    Originally posted by Lanny like the fact that you can horse out of any overworld battle that’s not going your way feels kinda contrary to the

    you horses your way out of any and all textworld battle that doesnt go your way with finny by banning him.

    the game is taylor made for sóybois like you.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai I didn't have a PS2 back in the day, but my friend did and I played *a bit* of it. It's always stuck out in my mind as one of those games that made me regret not having the console. See also: Dark Cloud.

    Was wild to me when I learned FromSoft were the people responsible, and that they'll probably never make another one because fucking Soulsborne Ringkiro is too profitable a template.

    I've probably still got almost all of them except the psx ones


    they were teasing a PC game for a while but I don't think it went anywhere. closest thing I could find was DAEMON X MACHINA but it's more shonen anime than grimdark if the story matters to you
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    I'm mainly upset because all my favorite twitch streamers are playing this instead of GTA RP

    im missing out on my stories mon



  12. #12
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't get it, looks like shit to me

    The little I saw of it It does look shit...a button masher with nice graphics...whoop dee fucking doo.
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    HTS bought elden ring
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood HTS bought elden ring

    buy a cock ring
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    Lanny Youth Mutton Buster Champion
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The little I saw of it It does look shit…a button masher with nice graphics…whoop dee fucking doo.

    Heh, there’s plenty of reasons people don’t like fromsoft games, but button mashers they are not.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood HTS bought elden ring

    What platform?
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny What platform?

    PC. Steam. I'm rich enough to have like one modern high end console, and for as long as that remains true, that console will always be a PC.

    As for the game... scrawny doesn't "get it" but he can at least appreciate the visuals and stuff. It is a pretty game. It's also a pretty fun game. Although I'm considering restarting because I went ham on exploration and locked myself out of an early quest that gives you a seed and idk it's just awkward having skipped a bunch o' content.
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    Meikai African Astronaut


    That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    twink guts
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    Lanny Youth Mutton Buster Champion
    >greatsword
    >it’s not a greatsword

    Whatever, still feels cool swinging it around and off handing a crossbow.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny buy a cock ring

    I don't understand those things. What's the point of putting a ring on your dick? ppl are dumb
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