All the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs EEEEEEing over Elden Ring

1. 2022-03-15 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't get it, looks like shit to me

   
   It does indeed.
2. 2022-03-15 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #22
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny >greatsword
   >it’s not a greatsword
   
   Whatever, still feels cool swinging it around and off handing a crossbow.

   
   You swing it by mashing buttons..right?
   
   Demon souls/dark souls/100 of those lord of the rings button mashers...rehash brown.
   
   all the fucking same.
3. 2022-03-15 at 2:51 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You swing it by mashing buttons..right?
   
   Demon souls/dark souls/100 of those lord of the rings button mashers…rehash brown.
   
   all the fucking same.

   
   I don’t think you understand what “button mashing” means or why it has a negative connotation.
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4. 2022-03-15 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #24
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   actually having watched the game in person now it looks pretty neat. Still not my type of thing though.
5. 2022-03-15 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I don’t think you understand what “button mashing” means or why it has a negative connotation.

   
   
   
   It can mean several things.
   
   1. you don't know what the fuck you are doing so press all the buttons
   2. a game that doesn't have much skill or strategy you just run up and mash the buttons till bad guy is dead
   3. a game that requires certain buttons to be pressed in a particular order for "special" moves
   4. A game that has little gameplay and relies heavily on graphics to sell itself (and early example would be Dragon's Lair)
6. 2022-03-15 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Looking at "gameplay" videos of this it's a rehash for 1 billion previous similar games.
   
   Conclusion: Shit!
7. 2022-03-15 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #27
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   The boss fights are pretty cool
8. 2022-03-15 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #28
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   MOON PERSONs..wouldn't know a good game if it bit them on the ass. "uugghh it's got gud grafix so it's awesome"
   
   "press A to jump".
9. 2022-03-15 at 11 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
   
   It can mean several things.
   
   1. you don't know what the fuck you are doing so press all the buttons
   2. a game that doesn't have much skill or strategy you just run up and mash the buttons till bad guy is dead
   3. a game that requires certain buttons to be pressed in a particular order for "special" moves

   
   Go try any of that and let me know far you get.
10. 2022-03-16 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Go try any of that and let me know far you get.

    
    I wouldn't waste my money buying it...a few gameplay videos tell me all I need to know...rehash of a 100 similar games.
11. 2022-03-16 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    https://www.thegamer.com/elden-ring-pro-tips-tricks-late-game-end-hidden-mechanics/
    
    10 Things Only Pro Players Know You Can Do In Elden Ring
    
    9 You Can Escape Grab Attacks By Mashing Buttons
    
    Fucking lol...
12. 2022-03-16 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #32
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    how long did it take you to find that article
13. 2022-03-16 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #33
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how long did it take you to find that article

    
    first google search I came across...4 maybe 5 seconds
    
    https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=elden+ring+button+mashing
    
    "Contrary to common belief, Elden Ring does actually encourage you to mash buttons on your controller. "
    
    Fucking lol
14. 2022-03-16 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #34
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my eyes are rolling more than you have to roll dodge by button mashing in elder ring
15. 2022-03-17 at 6 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I’m guessing you’re trolling at this point, if not seek help because you’re retarded.
16. 2022-03-17 at 10:20 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Lanny I don’t think you understand what “button mashing” means or why it has a negative connotation.

    
    I mean he's not wrong in the sense that I have succeeded thus far primarily through panic rolling and sheer determination. What is panic rolling if not button mashing?
17. 2022-03-17 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny I’m guessing you’re trolling at this point, if not seek help because you’re retarded.

    
    Fanbois
18. 2022-03-17 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fanbois

    
    Low IQ posters
19. 2022-03-17 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Personal attacks because his little button masher is being disrespected
20. 2022-03-17 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Press A to Jump...
    
    Fucking lol...talk about low IQ