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All the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs EEEEEEing over Elden Ring

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Press A to Jump…

    Fucking lol…talk about low IQ

    what button should jump be assigned to?
  2. #42
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what button should jump be assigned to?



    Press left to go left.

  3. #43
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what button should jump be assigned to?

    space bar.
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  4. #44
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Personal attacks because his little button masher is being disrespected

    It’s not disrespectful to me that you don’t know what you’re talking about, just embarrassing to you
  5. #45
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai I mean he's not wrong in the sense that I have succeeded thus far primarily through panic rolling and sheer determination. What is panic rolling if not button mashing?

    Panic rolling is button mashing but also not going to get you very far unless you’re avoiding combat in which case you’ll never finish the game. Like less than half your roll animation is i-frames so you’re just making it take longer to die
  6. #46
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny space bar.

    that's a bar, not a button
  7. #47
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny Panic rolling is button mashing but also not going to get you very far unless you’re avoiding combat in which case you’ll never finish the game. Like less than half your roll animation is i-frames so you’re just making it take longer to die

    And yet. AND YET. I am halfway through the game. Panic rolling is unreliable, but you just need IRON WILL AND DETERMINATION to keep doing the same stupid thing that isn't working until it finally works. Can't wait to fight Malenia like this. I hear she's a breeze.
  8. #48
    Bradley Black Hole
    i wanna steal someone's ps4 so bad i aint got no 300$ for this shit
  9. #49
    i could buy a ps4, ps5, xbox x series and a steam deck but all I have been playing lately is minecraft and autistic shit that costs nothing

    id rather bu8y an ounce of cocaine
  10. #50
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai And yet. AND YET. I am halfway through the game. Panic rolling is unreliable, but you just need IRON WILL AND DETERMINATION to keep doing the same stupid thing that isn't working until it finally works. Can't wait to fight Malenia like this. I hear she's a breeze.

    Malenia is like the one boss where that might not be a terrible idea since the fight is more about avoiding the grab than dishing out damage. I think the real reason people think that fight is so hard is that it’s one where summoning other players is a liability and not a free way to get carried. Same reason people think flame giant is hard, because you can’t really do it on foot without gitting good so getting carried by coop is out.
  11. #51
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i could buy a ps4, ps5, xbox x series and a steam deck but all I have been playing lately is minecraft and autistic shit that costs nothing

    id rather bu8y an ounce of cocaine

    i just have a ps3 and an ma1 mac for emulation oh and 3ds and some pc gaming via steam epic etc. its enough man. why do people feel if youre not a modern console owner youre not a gamerz.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Wariat i just have a ps3 and an ma1 mac for emulation oh and 3ds and some pc gaming via steam epic etc. its enough man. why do people feel if youre not a modern console owner youre not a gamerz.

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  13. #53
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's a bar, not a button

    theres no law that states the maximun length of buttons.
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i could buy a ps4, ps5, xbox x series and a steam deck but all I have been playing lately is minecraft and autistic shit that costs nothing

    id rather bu8y an ounce of cocaine

  15. #55
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    You don't shake a gin and tonic unless you yourself were shaken severely as a baby
  16. #56
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny You don't shake a gin and tonic unless you yourself were shaken severely as a baby

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shut up and eat a bag of dicks
  17. #57
    Now I know what Falco looks like

    A fat incel looking piece of poo joo shit
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  18. #58
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker


  19. #59
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  20. #60
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't get it, looks like shit to me

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


    This fat fuck poop is Capt Falco?
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