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What would you do before killing yourself?

  1. #1
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Was wondering what you would do first.

    I always wanted to rob a bank or post office but that shit just isn't achievable, not without arms or accessible tools at such short notice. Plus the length of planning it would take.

    Do a rape? - Well I always wanted to watch someone I hate get raped by a pig and film/ upload it. Regardless of the consequences, they would most definitely kill themselves so this is a great idea.

    Do Heroin - Most definitely.

    Murder some paedophiles - I could setup a few easily via some chatrooms, black mail then kill them anyway.


    Discuss...
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    eat a dick and choke on it, nigger. ⚘💖
  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung eat a dick and choke on it, nigger. ⚘💖

    Would that make your dick grow bigger?
  4. #4
    I would take out a $500 million life insurance policy on myself, so I could collect every penny.
  5. #5
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Murder everyone who wronged me in life going from person to person in a ranking of how they wronged me, probably wouldn't get everyone but the first couple are what matters. Just go from home to home.

    Then say I'm sorry, sorry you bitch ass pussies thought shit was sweet. Sorry it was sour.
  6. #6
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would take out a $500 million life insurance policy on myself, so I could collect every penny.

    Most life insurance policies don't cover suicides.

    Anyway, I'd do a bunch of drugs and generally be the biggest piece of shit I could be. Straight rob folk for that dope
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Most life insurance policies don't cover suicides.

    Anyway, I'd do a bunch of drugs and generally be the biggest piece of shit I could be. Straight rob folk for that dope

    he knows that, Dummy. Pull your head out of your ass.
  8. #8
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung he knows that, Dummy. Pull your head out of your ass.

    Yet he said he'd take a life insurance policy out on himself, dumb ass. Get the fat out of your ass and get a job.
  9. #9
    Kafka Houston
    I’d like to pet a polar bear, make a human clone of myself and jump from the Eiffel Tower
  10. #10
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    IV opiates
  11. #11
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Most life insurance policies don't cover suicides.

    Ok, then. I'd make it look like a murder and then collect.
  12. #12
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Accident. A lot of men jump off ladders to give their families money.

    Where I'm from if a man falls off a ladder and lands on his head (naturally you'll lend on your back, feet first of you grab something) everyone involved knows you kilt yourself but then your baby mama/kids/mama get like 250,000$
  13. #13
    During the depression, a lot of men killed themselves by "accident" so their families could eat off the insurance money.
  14. #14
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Yeah they failed as a man to provide for their kids so they kilt themselves to be a provider.

    Pretty fucked up but that's why we have unemployment, SSI, food stamps, etc
  15. #15
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The only right answer to this is to just do home invasions of rich elderly people and try and get a shit ton of money. Banks and shit have weird security stuff these days so it would make more sense to me to just do some research and find some old dude who's rich and you just go to his place and hold him at gunpoint and make him withdraw his life savings somehow. It can be worked out.

    Wanting to just kill a bunch of other people before you kill yourself is stupid as fuck and accomplishes nothing. Just fucking get a huge payday, if you get caught you suicide like planned anyway and if not you just fly to fucking Costa Rica or wherever the kids go these days and do all the drugs and sexes under the sun until you get caught and then again just kill yourself like you originally planned.

    It's kinda weird as appealing as dying is sometimes if I really wanted to I know I would absolutely take all the risks beforehand since you've got nothing to lose.

    I'm also surprised that someone hasn't just somehow said fuck it and launches all their nuclear weapons at this point. There are at least a few million suicidal people and homicidal maniacs every day just floating around. How the fuck is 9/11 and the Holocaust like the biggest deals ? It should be so much worse.

    I don't get us earthlings. Nobody gives a fuck about you killing 2 other students at your stupid little schools before you kill yourself. At least make a real statement.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    Kafka Houston
    I’ll prob kill ppl if I end up in a nursing home
  17. #17
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Kafka I’ll prob kill ppl if I end up in a nursing home

    If someone could put you in a nursing home against your will, you probably don't have the capacity to kill anyone anyway.
  18. #18
    Kafka Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ If someone could put you in a nursing home against your will, you probably don't have the capacity to kill anyone anyway.

    Nooooooo!
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    fuck a nigger
  20. #20
    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung fuck a nigger

    Unemployment?
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