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What would you do before killing yourself?

  1. #81
    Jesus Houston
    You're welcome, as usual.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by Jesus You're welcome, as usual.

    Your death was murder, setup by your dad.
  3. #83
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your death was murder, setup by your dad.

    Fuuuuuuuuuck! I knew something smelled fishy and I don't just mean the unwashed fish residue caked on my body from when I took Peter fishing. Welp. Time to go have a chat with the Holy Spirit and do some soul searching.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by mmQ Fuuuuuuuuuck! I knew something smelled fishy and I don't just mean the unwashed fish residue caked on my body from when I took Peter fishing. Welp. Time to go have a chat with the Holy Spirit and do some soul searching.

    Wrong Profile Beelzebub
  5. #85
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Before killing myself I would try to fix the world as much as I could, or try to make a conduit to do so
  6. #86
    First I would make the forum into a better place it's are hire purpose
  7. #87
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wrong Profile Beelzebub

    Jesus hacked me. 😍
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Sudo Before killing myself I would try to fix the world as much as I could, or try to make a conduit to do so

    You can start withe my toilet, I think it needs a new flapper...I'd ask STL but it would take him 4 weeks to complete it.
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can start withe my toilet, I think it needs a new flapper…I'd ask STL but it would take him 4 weeks to complete it.

    Stl charges too much for u?
  10. #90
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can start withe my toilet, I think it needs a new flapper…I'd ask STL but it would take him 4 weeks to complete it.

    He would just rant and rave about how Trump is the one ultimately responsible for your broken toilet and then stamp out angrily without fixing it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #91
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson with daddy's money…or was it mommy's

    I am blessed in many ways. Not the least of which being that at my age I still have both parents living. I come from a long line of long live people.
  12. #92
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I don't know if I would ever kill myself. but people seem to want to murk me.

    I got yelled at for getting angry when I was younger by wife, girlfriends etc.

    women don't like that shit. no woman is going to go "OMG, Yeah.. Look at him Murder the people who fucked him over"

    it makes you look weak af. Now if someone was attacking you and your family, wife,kids at that moment then sure. You react to stand your ground and fight back.

    but to murder people who did you wrong. it takes away from the specialness of Karma/Dharma whatever gets that person back in the end.

    it comes back. I hear 7 fold too.

    focus on success. they say that's the best way to get back at people who fucked you over. Just find happiness and make money. money doesn't buy happiness but it sure in the fuck is a good companion to happiness.
  13. #93
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I don't know if I would ever kill myself. but people seem to want to murk me.

    I got yelled at for getting angry when I was younger by wife, girlfriends etc.

    women don't like that shit. no woman is going to go "OMG, Yeah.. Look at him Murder the people who fucked him over"

    it makes you look weak af. Now if someone was attacking you and your family, wife,kids at that moment then sure. You react to stand your ground and fight back.

    but to murder people who did you wrong. it takes away from the specialness of Karma/Dharma whatever gets that person back in the end.

    it comes back. I hear 7 fold too.

    focus on success. they say that's the best way to get back at people who fucked you over. Just find happiness and make money. money doesn't buy happiness but it sure in the fuck is a good companion to happiness.

    stfu, nigger.
  14. #94
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung stfu, nigger.

    Ahh racist face knows I'm telling the truth.

    show where on the doll you were butthurt
  15. #95
    WellHung Black Hole
    mainline methamphetamine
  16. #96
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung mainline methamphetamine before going combination of homicide-suicidal with a truck rental on those who are just out and about. because I'm selfish and dead inside. and if I'm dead inside then everyone around me needs to be dead outside.


    cool story, Pussy!
  17. #97
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes it is…

    " the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice"

    whoever wrote that was clearly a retard. crimes are by default,

    unlawful.
  18. #98
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whoever wrote that was clearly a retard. crimes are by default,

    unlawful.

    But there are lawful ways to kill people. Just ask Kyle.
  19. #99
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Oh wait. I know. I'd fuck in the street like no worries about being arrested or anything.
  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by WellHung mainline methamphetamine

    No, we'd all end up with 100 messages in our inboxes with you asking why we fucked your niggers.
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