2022-01-01 at 4:15 PM UTC
Was wondering what you would do first.
I always wanted to rob a bank or post office but that shit just isn't achievable, not without arms or accessible tools at such short notice. Plus the length of planning it would take.
Do a rape? - Well I always wanted to watch someone I hate get raped by a pig and film/ upload it. Regardless of the consequences, they would most definitely kill themselves so this is a great idea.
Do Heroin - Most definitely.
Murder some paedophiles - I could setup a few easily via some chatrooms, black mail then kill them anyway.
Discuss...
2022-01-03 at 11:06 PM UTC
eat a dick and choke on it, nigger. ⚘💖
2022-01-03 at 11:30 PM UTC
I would take out a $500 million life insurance policy on myself, so I could collect every penny.
2022-01-03 at 11:32 PM UTC
Murder everyone who wronged me in life going from person to person in a ranking of how they wronged me, probably wouldn't get everyone but the first couple are what matters. Just go from home to home.
Then say I'm sorry, sorry you bitch ass pussies thought shit was sweet. Sorry it was sour.
2022-01-04 at 12:55 AM UTC
I’d like to pet a polar bear, make a human clone of myself and jump from the Eiffel Tower
2022-01-04 at 1:43 AM UTC
Accident. A lot of men jump off ladders to give their families money.
Where I'm from if a man falls off a ladder and lands on his head (naturally you'll lend on your back, feet first of you grab something) everyone involved knows you kilt yourself but then your baby mama/kids/mama get like 250,000$
2022-01-04 at 1:45 AM UTC
During the depression, a lot of men killed themselves by "accident" so their families could eat off the insurance money.
2022-01-04 at 1:48 AM UTC
Yeah they failed as a man to provide for their kids so they kilt themselves to be a provider.
Pretty fucked up but that's why we have unemployment, SSI, food stamps, etc
2022-01-04 at 4:59 AM UTC
The only right answer to this is to just do home invasions of rich elderly people and try and get a shit ton of money. Banks and shit have weird security stuff these days so it would make more sense to me to just do some research and find some old dude who's rich and you just go to his place and hold him at gunpoint and make him withdraw his life savings somehow. It can be worked out.
Wanting to just kill a bunch of other people before you kill yourself is stupid as fuck and accomplishes nothing. Just fucking get a huge payday, if you get caught you suicide like planned anyway and if not you just fly to fucking Costa Rica or wherever the kids go these days and do all the drugs and sexes under the sun until you get caught and then again just kill yourself like you originally planned.
It's kinda weird as appealing as dying is sometimes if I really wanted to I know I would absolutely take all the risks beforehand since you've got nothing to lose.
I'm also surprised that someone hasn't just somehow said fuck it and launches all their nuclear weapons at this point. There are at least a few million suicidal people and homicidal maniacs every day just floating around. How the fuck is 9/11 and the Holocaust like the biggest deals ? It should be so much worse.
I don't get us earthlings. Nobody gives a fuck about you killing 2 other students at your stupid little schools before you kill yourself. At least make a real statement.
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2022-01-04 at 5:06 AM UTC
I’ll prob kill ppl if I end up in a nursing home
