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What would you do before killing yourself?

  1. #61
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Nile Everyteim I tried to off myself I never did anything noteworthy.

    Last attempt I was up for 2 days in meth, got some down from some chick at a park, cut a vein in my forearm, hit the dope and didn't fucking die.

    Just puked a bit, pissed myself (yea) and was unable to stand up from the blood loss. A Like I'd stand up and immediately black out.

    I was really fucking thirsty too.

    Wish I just lost consciousness and died tbh. Whatever.

    I don't have the gumption to kill myself right now/for awhile.

    wats some down
  2. #62
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Most life insurance policies don't cover suicides.

    Anyway, I'd do a bunch of drugs and generally be the biggest piece of shit I could be. Straight rob folk for that dope

    So like do you think people find loop holes to this? Say you have a preexisting condition and you purposefully stop taking the meds that keep you alive. Can that be ruled as a natural cause death and you still get the life insurance?
  3. #63
    I would phone in a claim the day after I died. I wouldn't waste any time.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Incessant So like do you think people find loop holes to this? Say you have a preexisting condition and you purposefully stop taking the meds that keep you alive. Can that be ruled as a natural cause death and you still get the life insurance?

    That's a good question (re: the insurance aspect). Last time I had surgery they asked me the "do you want to be resuscitated if needs be" question.

    That question it could be argued is a bit of a grey area re: assisted suicide. I bet an insurance company could argue no payout for suicide and establish that "no resuscitation" choice as a form of suicide.
  5. #65
    Over here, if you're old or a burden on society they just go ahead and off you without any permission required. Even easier now, since no one can get in to physically connect with the person to be offed.
  6. #66
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Over here, if you're old or a burden on society they just go ahead and off you without any permission required. Even easier now, since no one can get in to physically connect with the person to be offed.

    Yes Spectral, cause you have been there when they straight up did not bother to resucitate someone.

  7. #67
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, murder is unlawful killing…if it's legal..it's not unlawful, and therefore not murder.

    No, murder is a group of crows.
  8. #68
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you were going to kill yourself for real, you wouldn't be in the mind space to do any of the things you wrote in the OP. That goes for everyone.
  9. #69
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, murder is a group of crows.

    no, ur stupid.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Sophie If you were going to kill yourself for real, you wouldn't be in the mind space to do any of the things you wrote in the OP. That goes for everyone.

    That's not true, it assumes everyone who chooses to end their life is mentally unstable.

    There are plenty of people in this world who are just done with the routine of living and are perfectly calm/rational in their decision process. If there were facilities you could go to to end it all quietly, pain free and with dignity I'm sure they'd be doing a roaring trade.
  11. #71
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie If you were going to kill yourself for real, you wouldn't be in the mind space to do any of the things you wrote in the OP. That goes for everyone.

    you fail to consider all possibilities.
  12. #72
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie If you were going to kill yourself for real, you wouldn't be in the mind space to do any of the things you wrote in the OP. That goes for everyone.



    Originally posted by WellHung no, ur stupid.


  13. #73
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung no, ur stupid.

    Your fat and live in motel.
  14. #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's not true, it assumes everyone who chooses to end their life is mentally unstable.

    There are plenty of people in this world who are just done with the routine of living and are perfectly calm/rational in their decision process. If there were facilities you could go to to end it all quietly, pain free and with dignity I'm sure they'd be doing a roaring trade.

    I'll pay for your booth.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll pay for your booth.

    with daddy's money...or was it mommy's
  16. #76
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  17. #77
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by lockedin ask my mom if its ok to eat chicken wings in the basement.
  18. #78
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I hate my life and want to die
  19. #79
    WellHung Black Hole
    Octavian is a high-rolling day trader. He snorts cocaine and orders escorts with his London-based investment banker buddies.
  20. #80
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Octavian is a high-rolling day trader. He snorts cocaine and orders escorts with his London-based investment banker buddies.

    Afraid me and Cocaine have been divorced over a year now. Also Alcohol 6 months.

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