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  1. I dreamt I was the only person in the world who had cheese, I had one of those plastic containers of 10 slices of deli cut Swiss cheese which never ran out. I was with a group of 6 people I'd just met and we were going to a nightclub...3 dudes and 3 girls, one of the dudes said "Hey he has cheese" and I told him to stop telling everyone about it.

    After that the 3 girls wouldn't leave me alone all wanting my cheese. We ended up not going to a night club but sitting on some waste ground, one of the guys wandered off never to be seen again because he was mad I was getting all the attention because of my cheese.
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If vinny was in the US I'd be worried he'd be following me around like this guy


    how often do you think of me.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how often do you think of me.

    A lot between Mon-Friday because you are always sniffing around my E-bunghole...maybe 3 times on the weekend if I'm jacking off or making fried rice.
  4. i wonder how many timeshares i have in peoples head
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wonder how many timeshares i have in peoples head

    95% less than they are in yours...
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 95% less than they are in yours…

    so how many is that
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so how many is that

    In your case 14 brain cells.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    It's coming back to me now. There were grey castle ruins, green wet grass, an art gallery, I was wearing a black and gold coat that looked Versace and was hiding from something. It was like an underground bunker and the castle ruins were my hiding place behind a curtain. Then it was kind of like madoka magica, my friends had to help someone. It was like the city streets were a trap or hologram. I entered a shop, the shopkeeper had murdered someone and the body was at the bottom of the well. My friends left without me because I wasn't in my body anymore, it was on the other side of a grey wall and someone else was inhabiting it. I was banging the wall. It was raining and some thing was coming that looked like trees in the distance at first, branches or tentacles, and the exit seemed further away, standing on the grass was dangerous.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i dreamt i was happy
  10. Angry people are the happiest when they're angry.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Happy people are the happiest when they're not angry.
  12. Dumb people are the happiest when they're dumb.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    I fuck niggers.
  14. Ebele Obasanjo Yung Blood
    Last night, I dream say Fela Kuti still dey alive, I come spend the whole night dey listen to hin sweet music for my dream. When I wake up, my face still dey wet with tears. E be like say I cry for my sleep sake of say hin music too sweet. I come waka with my mama for streets of my town, Warri, Fela music still dey play as e dey follow us around and e come set our spirit free. I love to dream well well.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Nigger with a crown wanting to take you to PoundTown.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    this am after I went back to sleep on the couch I dreamed about iceland but then while I was sitting on a bench, I looked up and Bill and Hillary Clinton were sitting down on the bench across the sidewalk from me. I woke up fast and found rick was watching a show on Iceland, I was glad to get away from those two evil cunts.
  17. A heist...part of which included scaling the sides of a tall building to break into one of the windows on like the 15th floor..stealing the goods (undefined in the dream) and then walking out of the building with the goods and wearing fake security uniforms.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    The Ash tree had fallen. I was sitting in a library when a guy approached me being inappropriate so I was nasty to him and he reported me. It was like highschool except I was in real danger this time so I had to burn everything that was me. It was hard to let go of some things. My grey schoolbag and all the disturbed drawings, birthday cards from my mum. A voice told me not to see the psychologist.
  19. I was a little girl and it was an end of the world scenario...some god like creature was destroying the Earth and there was a huge battle going on...then I (again as a little girl for some reason) approached the god like creature (which was about 100ft tall btw)...and offered him a Turkish Delight (british candy bar).

    The god like creature looked at me and suddenly realized what he was doing was wrong and he accepted my gift and told me I'd just saved the world.

    Here's the candy bar that saved the world.

  20. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was a little girl and it was an end of the world scenario…some god like creature was destroying the Earth and there was a huge battle going on…then I (again as a little girl for some reason) approached the god like creature (which was about 100ft tall btw)…and offered him a Turkish Delight (british candy bar).

    The god like creature looked at me and suddenly realized what he was doing was wrong and he accepted my gift and told me I'd just saved the world.

    Here's the candy bar that saved the world.


    Who would have thought world salvation would be so chewy?
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