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  1. Originally posted by aldra do you use your own semen or do you buy it online

    Hey. I'm the one doing the calling. I'm the decoy.
  2. I'd bought a brand new mountain bike and for whatever reason had taken it on a double decker bus as part of my long journey home...there was an old guy on the bus who had his beat up old moped with him. I left my bike downstairs and went and sat on the upper deck.

    A few stops later I'm ready to get off the bus and continue my journey via the bike itself...but when I go down the stairs the old man and already got off and taken my new bike with him...leaving his beat up old moped.

    A few of the other passengers confirmed this to me and said he was a regular rider so would probably get his moped the next day.

    So I said "well then I'm taking his moped". I got off the bus with the moped and did a bit of tinkering with it and it got it working...it was a weird moped in that it didn't have handlebars it had a joystick with a button on the top of the shaft..you pressed the button to accelerate and twisted the stick to steer...steering wasn't very good.

    I was puttering along on it ok and then I came to a train station and was riding along one platform but I needed to be on the other side, for some reason I thought I could just drive over but obviously fell down onto the train tracks, breaking the mopeds front end and the whole joystick thing came apart.

    Luckily it was "snap together" plastic and I was thinking to myself "when I get home I better 3D print replacement parts for this in case I have a similar experience and they parts break.

    That's as much as I can remember.
  3. does complexity of dreams correlate with a persons iq.
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny does complexity of dreams correlate with a persons iq.

    Why, have you been dreaming about bananas again?
  5. no. did you.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no. did you.



    Previously on Niggas in Space...

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd bought a brand new mountain bike and for whatever reason had taken it on a double decker bus as part of my long journey home…there was an old guy on the bus who had his beat up old moped with him. I left my bike downstairs and went and sat on the upper deck.

    A few stops later I'm ready to get off the bus and continue my journey via the bike itself…but when I go down the stairs the old man and already got off and taken my new bike with him…leaving his beat up old moped.

    A few of the other passengers confirmed this to me and said he was a regular rider so would probably get his moped the next day.

    So I said "well then I'm taking his moped". I got off the bus with the moped and did a bit of tinkering with it and it got it working…it was a weird moped in that it didn't have handlebars it had a joystick with a button on the top of the shaft..you pressed the button to accelerate and twisted the stick to steer…steering wasn't very good.

    I was puttering along on it ok and then I came to a train station and was riding along one platform but I needed to be on the other side, for some reason I thought I could just drive over but obviously fell down onto the train tracks, breaking the mopeds front end and the whole joystick thing came apart.

    Luckily it was "snap together" plastic and I was thinking to myself "when I get home I better 3D print replacement parts for this in case I have a similar experience and they parts break.

    That's as much as I can remember.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why, have you been dreaming about bananas again?

    yes
  8. Originally posted by aldra yes

    Dreams that show fruit symbolize happiness and love in your life. If you dream of bananas, this represents your fertility and sensuality.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dreams that show fruit symbolize happiness and love in your life. If you dream of bananas, this represents your fertility and sensuality.

    oh

    I thought I just unconsciously wished I was a monkey
  10. If vinny was dreaming about bananas the explanation for him would have been Monkey level IQ or faggot.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Previously on Niggas in Space…



    britishman fails british language contexing,



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no. did you.

    in this context means did you dreamt of bananas.

  12. If vinny was in the US I'd be worried he'd be following me around like this guy

  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If vinny was in the US I'd be worried he'd be following me around like this guy


    Reported for PI.
  14. A board caught on fire so I pounded it into the ground but it kept burning even bigger so a fireman helped me hose things down. Some bricks by it got hot from the fire, I sprayed them causing them to explode . Then my teeth fell out so I asked my mom to make me a dentist appointment
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny does complexity of dreams correlate with a persons iq.

    I've wondered as well. I would probably think myself a mundane person if I didn't remember mine, they've shown me how creative I am.

    Lots of people don't remember their dreams though, I have a childlike mind and trauma. Dreams reflect what's going on in your real life. Not letting the real world crush my imagination doesn't mean I have a higher IQ.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Everyone could be having complex dreams and just nor remembering. I read somewhere that my frontal lobe is active when I remember mine which isn't common. I have always had a great memory though.
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If vinny was in the US I'd be worried he'd be following me around like this guy


    Vinny has yellow skin…no hair. That’s either Mik or Cam.
  18. Originally posted by Haxxor Vinny has yellow skin…no hair. That’s either Mik or Cam.

    He says he's not yellow. Might be yellowish-brown.
  19. Originally posted by Haxxor Vinny has yellow skin…no hair. That’s either Mik or Cam.

    You never played Oblivion huh.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Burying my ex gf alive in the woods. There were these red shapes in the ocean that looked like people because of the way the sunlight hit. There were pictures of us but they looked distorted. Watching video clips, and Irish looking girl with her her shaved, green hood y was crying, next to her a guy with his back to the camera. Next clip my ex gf acting like someone else with her bf, they were playing a concert. Next clip an Asian guy...
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