2022-10-16 at 8:52 AM UTC
I havent had a proper sleep all month
2022-10-16 at 6:42 PM UTC
That I went to the medical experimentation center to earn some money and they had a pep rally about how good it was to get paid however money is made. Then the woman who worked there took my insulation tester and stabbed her skin with the probes to show me her tattoo was voltage-rated and I was taken aback and she started telling me about her full body PVC suit she wears sometimes which made me want to smell finger, and she is like oh I hope you won't tell the director about this. I says of course not I'm not gay like that and she started rambling about gay men's fashion and I excused myself and thought about my now dirty probes
2022-10-21 at 3:19 PM UTC
"driving" an uncontrollable car and managing not to hit anything.
2022-10-21 at 4:12 PM UTC
I would tell you but i forgot already
2022-10-21 at 10:16 PM UTC
I was working with fona he had free reign of the place and was preparing to pull a triple axle trailer full of concrete with a rusty Ford ranger well I drivved it across the warehouse and could barely get the thing to stop I literally had to push the brakes so hard.
They had racks of various deli meats in the entryway to the employee bathroom , complimentary. As well as big coffee pots the size of big pool sand enhancements, in a backroom.
Next thing you know it's highschool classroom in the warehouse and it was doom and gloom because I didn't do a BIG ASSIGNMENT now I won't gradeate if I don't pass engrish
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2022-10-22 at 7:59 PM UTC
That could be sperms or snakes with small heads.
2022-10-23 at 10:54 PM UTC
I was living at home and a family friend was parking their truck in the driveway ( wasn't using it for some reason ) well I was going to have to move the truck to get my car out so I figured, hey, I'll just drive the truck.
I went downtown and some guy in a new Porsche comes BLASTING into the parking lot and does some kind of bullshit donut and ents up denting the truck bumper and bending scratching all down the side of it and he takes off like a bat out of hell I tried to chase him but literary the Porsche was faster.
I tried to find the Police for a long time ( RAT! ) but coodent fond em anywhere, my friend says he knows a place with police which ents up being like the airport police , we go in their station and it's like all the doors are shitty and tiny little hatches like to an airplane toilet and I basically say f*ck this these aren't even the right cops. ent up going to a house party in the truck and got a boner and joy rode their go-kart but the tire blows out in the street so I get the hell out of there.
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2022-10-23 at 11:40 PM UTC
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