2022-08-21 at 7:25 PM UTC
So i had a pretty serious head injury yesterday and taste treated it myself. I then proceeded to stay in the sun for ten more hours, eat deep fried food, take a shower ( which partially reopened my wounds ), and drink a NOS energy drink mixed with a powerade. I intended to stay awake but collapsed into a light delirium kind of sleep.
I don't know why i said shop lifting pussy just now, it was a phrase my friend used to say a lot.
I dreamed i was in a psyche ward connected to a jail and i kept going between the two and the psych ppl were confused where i kept leaving too. I realized they didn't have weapons in the psych ward unit so i got a bunch of home made shivs and a small straightshot and brought them back for the white ppl in the psych unit and almost immediately they began fighting with them. This is when i saw i still had the pipegun on me they started a shake down and i got really scared and realized i couldn't get back to the jail unit so i threw down the gun and felt rally rally scared and woke up.
I bled over a bunch of my sheets but it clotted up again probably gonna get a nicer set from Amazon later. Aside from the blood they're still perfectly good sheets.
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2022-08-22 at 1:35 AM UTC
Everything has a certain wonder about it, you just have to be willing to see it.
2022-08-27 at 2:40 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i dreamt about ramming my cock down wariat's esophagus and blowing my load so hard it shot out his asshole
2022-08-29 at 1:29 PM UTC
had a lot of nightmares.
I was back in high school in the study hall before lunch, we were playing with airsoft pistol wars and I thought they were real until I tried to shoot someone with my heavy ass .22 revolver and only little BBs came out, I thought it was kinda silly and stopped playing I saw that there was a lot of treasure we were playing for so afterward all the treasure was underwater like little cut up statutes and stu ff and I kept diving and gathering them. After I got a bunch of them I iput them in a bag and I gave tehm to my ex (the little mexican girl I was in high school for seven years) and she was working in the library at a cash register and trying to help her best friend try to get cigarettes and was trying to send her money through the cash register but she kept getting scammed. I stayed in the library with her during my next hour which was a communications 2 course I opted to miss, I had a really big bag of pistashios and I remember I was wheeling around the whole library leaving shells everywhere and she was pushing me and finally we started spinning on it with her on my lap and I was feeding her pistachios and she was laughing and kissing me.
There was a guy there whow as facing a court case where it was like 5 burglars and they would break into houses and rape people and the last house had a bunch of people in it and when they all fled out of the house, 3 of them were killed but him and oen other guy were fine, he broke into another house and killed the owners and when the cops showed up he was fine. His boy got away too. His boy owned an airplane and at one poinnt did a mayday call and said he and the guy weere also involved in the 5 man burglary team and then suicided his plane into a runway with his seatbelt off but because they had the admission of evidence from his friend they were trying to give him life. I listened toa ll the evidence silently and when there was like 10 minutes left I said good bye to my girlfriend and walked to my Comm2 class. I star ted bitching at the teacher who was my former teacher and there were so many little kids running around including my friendw ho overdosed like six months ago.
They were all happy to see me show upa nd sta rt fucking with the teacher in the middle of class. I started talking to her and she told me I'm not in comm 2 class because no one wanted me to be in communications class my senior year with them and that I should just have another study hall. I was really offended and lit a cigarette. I asid I was goinng to go back to the library and they said I can't and I need to leave.
I woke up in a lot of pain because of the thunderstorms last night aggravating my arthritis, my body really hurts and I have to go to school,.
I didn't realize i miss my ex this much, it's been about 7 years since we were together. I feel like shit.
2022-09-04 at 1:03 PM UTC
Had one of the most enjoyable dreams I've ever had in my life so I was with a bunch of Mexican gang members and we were looking for this green Humvee looking kind of vehicle like a suburban and my boy yells there it is there it is there it is you said he said yeah yeah yeah and I go and turn around and I see this like dark green vehicle rolling up right so I pull out this M14 I'm 16 looking thing and I just start shooting...... And it levels most other top cabin and when we turn around everyone's all shot cuz I was the only person who shot and there's like eight people inside the vehicle all crammed in there and s*** right every single one of them got strap every single one of them dead and for some reason in my dream it looks like the whole top and then removed right so these people are just sitting there seat belted in and s*** like leaned out the windows and she's just straight up dead and everybody should have flash your f****** gang signs and s*** and yelling about the cartels and s*** and like I think they will like the G6 to the team or some s*** right everybody's all yelling like like local gringo loco gringo right and I'm f****** fire in this s*** in the air and I don't know why it was really like specific but like I kept thinking in my head like damn that s*** was so f****** cool with that red dot and it was an for some reason it was an eight-millimeter magazine 8mm 8 mm bullet everybody I like the police show up and said they're like damn I didn't know any millimeter could really do this and they're all congratulate me except for killing other criminals and I was so happy and I was so happy all my friends are happy yelling gang s*** and all my enemies were dead and the police were like you cleaned up the streets and s*** and we're all just having a good old time and said there's a bodies and s*** on mangled in the f****** car with no roof
2022-09-04 at 1:04 PM UTC
Probably the coolest part about the dream was when I was firing the gun I could feel it just f****** and I saw the f****** bullets not the bullets but the Red Dot and I saw every single one of them just going into this f****** cabin in this f****** car and s*** right and these people were like trying to f****** struggling s*** to grab the f****** weapons and s*** right and I was just indiscriminately just f****** shooting every single bullet was going in the cabin and I was like shooting and shooting and should I busted the whole magazine on these b******
2022-09-04 at 1:05 PM UTC
Oh no that wasn't a dream!!!
2022-09-04 at 1:08 PM UTC
I had another dream where I was like it was weird it was like it was like a prison setting not a prison setting but like an institution setting but there was a beach there right so there were a lot of people doing drugs and s*** like doing like rave s*** and whatnot and I wanted to get fishing babe like I remember I wanted oyster juice or some s*** so I wanted oyster juice last night oh that's an afrodisiac so I was like okay okay so I went to go try to find I don't know some oyster juice and I remember I was like going up to like a door and there's like a little mailbox slot and people were passing money forward and like this dude in front of me had a used syringe and s*** and they were giving away a f****** like hair on heroin and I don't want no heroin I wanted the oyster juice right so there was this dude backstabbed me like a couple months ago and s*** I remember telling everybody about it it's gay dude and not backstabbed me like anal sex but like backstabbed me like soul and to me stealing is the worst thing anyone can ever do to anyone like I'll kill people for that s*** anyway so I go up there right and I see this m*********** right and he's trying to get people to have sex with them and said I'm like dude I'm totally good right and there's like one other individual that I kind of like had like the hots for instead but we went in like the shower area which is kind of like way part in the back of the beach and s*** right like beach showers are always a homozone so anyway so we went to the homozone and this dude was trying to like f*** everybody and s*** and he saw me and he got all excited and s*** cuz normally I never do gay s*** like especially like like when people I don't know and in public and in groups and s*** so anyway so I found the one that I liked and s*** and then we went back into the showers and I'll just piping them down and s*** right he's like why did you pick me why did you pick and I was like that m*********** stole
2022-09-14 at 8:50 PM UTC
The garden of Geban, the prince of truths. We were in a bedroom, everything had white dust covers. I asked him to kill me, but I wanted him to try and convince me to live first. He said I sounded crazy. We talked for a bit then suddenly I fell and hit my head. He was concerned and fixed my hair, told me I was fine. I felt off, cold. He had me look in the mirror, fine. He’d fixed my hair to cover up the wound. A perving neighbour climbed up a ladder to have a look at me while I lay in bed. The prince told him to leave then lay beside me. The neighbour was in the house, I went downstairs to have a smoke and he asked me shouldn’t I be getting into my coffin now? I said that’s your problem.
2022-09-14 at 8:53 PM UTC
I dreamed I had a baby (not physically...I was the father of said baby) and it had a MASSIVE head...but the rest of it was tiny..kind of like a funco pop. It was very cuddly and always wanted to be held, so I was walking around doing all my daily things and carrying this baby at the same time.
That's pretty gay if I say so myself.
2022-09-14 at 8:54 PM UTC
Apparently Groceries Girl dreamt about me the night before last.
I've been teasing her, telling her my holiday plans. She wants to go on holiday with me, but she doesn't want to come to Ireland much. I dunno why or what she is expecting here.
I wonder how I am in her dreams. Probably how she described me when she first met me "big fat tourist".
I know it isn't real love, but it's the best I got.
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2022-09-15 at 12:15 PM UTC
Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
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