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My dick tingled for two days

  1. #1
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Earlier this week, my dick head started tingling.

    I first noticed it at work as I kept thinking my phone was vibrating in my pocket like a notification. I would check it and I wouldn’t have any notifications, so I chalked it up to phantom phone.

    I went and took a shit and noticed then that my dick head was tingling. It wasn’t like if your arm falls asleep and tingles as it wakes up. It was like a little electric pulse that would tingle for a moment, stop for a moment, then tingle for a moment again.

    It was pulsing non-stop for like two days. It was distracting and didn’t even feel good. Hard to fall asleep too. I started to get worried, so I googled the symptoms. I ruled out everything but I was worried I was getting a kidney stone. That never happened and I can still piss just fine, so I don’t know.

    It all the sudden stopped. I have no idea what caused my dick to tingle. I may never know.
  2. #2
    The scientific term is Dick Tingling Syndrome.
  3. #3
    it's going to fall off
  4. #4
    It'll just twitch and jerk involuntarily for a few days.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    did u skeet in ur sleep
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by cigreting did u skeet in ur sleep

    No skeet in my sleep nor any interface with normal sexual functions.
  7. #7
    dick cancer
  8. #8
    Incessant Houston
    There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.
  9. #9
    Stretching it like an elastic may help.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Incessant There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.

    ahhhhh sheeeeett
  11. #11
    Or twirl it around like a helicopter for 30 minutes.
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i have epididymitis
  13. #13
    Elvis Presley never had this problem.
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  15. #15
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Incessant There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.

    Nah, it ain’t that.
  16. #16
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sounds like someone got they're 5g mikrochip

    that can happen when they initialize
  17. #17
    Originally posted by A College Professor sounds like someone got they're 5g mikrochip

    that can happen when they initialize

    Their dicks go erect three times and then power down.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Ajax Earlier this week, my dick head started tingling.

    I first noticed it at work as I kept thinking my phone was vibrating in my pocket like a notification. I would check it and I wouldn’t have any notifications, so I chalked it up to phantom phone.

    I went and took a shit and noticed then that my dick head was tingling. It wasn’t like if your arm falls asleep and tingles as it wakes up. It was like a little electric pulse that would tingle for a moment, stop for a moment, then tingle for a moment again.

    It was pulsing non-stop for like two days. It was distracting and didn’t even feel good. Hard to fall asleep too. I started to get worried, so I googled the symptoms. I ruled out everything but I was worried I was getting a kidney stone. That never happened and I can still piss just fine, so I don’t know.

    It all the sudden stopped. I have no idea what caused my dick to tingle. I may never know.

    check your shit.

    soemtimes its just a bit of nut or other hard stuff pressing on the nerves in your large intestine,

    or prostate.
  19. #19
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    In retrospect, I think I masturbated too furiously. Is that a possible outcome?
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    stl1 Dark Matter
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Elvis Presley never had this problem.



    Ah, yes..."Little Elvis".
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