My dick tingled for two days

1. 2021-08-29 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #1
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Earlier this week, my dick head started tingling.
   
   I first noticed it at work as I kept thinking my phone was vibrating in my pocket like a notification. I would check it and I wouldn’t have any notifications, so I chalked it up to phantom phone.
   
   I went and took a shit and noticed then that my dick head was tingling. It wasn’t like if your arm falls asleep and tingles as it wakes up. It was like a little electric pulse that would tingle for a moment, stop for a moment, then tingle for a moment again.
   
   It was pulsing non-stop for like two days. It was distracting and didn’t even feel good. Hard to fall asleep too. I started to get worried, so I googled the symptoms. I ruled out everything but I was worried I was getting a kidney stone. That never happened and I can still piss just fine, so I don’t know.
   
   It all the sudden stopped. I have no idea what caused my dick to tingle. I may never know.
2. 2021-08-29 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The scientific term is Dick Tingling Syndrome.
3. 2021-08-29 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   it's going to fall off
4. 2021-08-29 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   It'll just twitch and jerk involuntarily for a few days.
5. 2021-08-29 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   did u skeet in ur sleep
6. 2021-08-29 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by cigreting did u skeet in ur sleep

   
   No skeet in my sleep nor any interface with normal sexual functions.
7. 2021-08-29 at 5 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   dick cancer
8. 2021-08-29 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   Incessant African Astronaut
   There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.
9. 2021-08-29 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Stretching it like an elastic may help.
10. 2021-08-29 at 11:13 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Incessant There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.

    
    ahhhhh sheeeeett
11. 2021-08-29 at 11:14 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Or twirl it around like a helicopter for 30 minutes.
12. 2021-08-29 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #12
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i have epididymitis
13. 2021-08-29 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #13
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Elvis Presley never had this problem.
14. 2021-08-29 at 11:33 PM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
15. 2021-08-29 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #15
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Incessant There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.

    
    Nah, it ain’t that.
16. 2021-08-29 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #16
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sounds like someone got they're 5g mikrochip
    
    that can happen when they initialize
17. 2021-08-29 at 11:50 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor sounds like someone got they're 5g mikrochip
    
    that can happen when they initialize

    
    Their dicks go erect three times and then power down.
18. 2021-08-30 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #18
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ajax Earlier this week, my dick head started tingling.
    
    I first noticed it at work as I kept thinking my phone was vibrating in my pocket like a notification. I would check it and I wouldn’t have any notifications, so I chalked it up to phantom phone.
    
    I went and took a shit and noticed then that my dick head was tingling. It wasn’t like if your arm falls asleep and tingles as it wakes up. It was like a little electric pulse that would tingle for a moment, stop for a moment, then tingle for a moment again.
    
    It was pulsing non-stop for like two days. It was distracting and didn’t even feel good. Hard to fall asleep too. I started to get worried, so I googled the symptoms. I ruled out everything but I was worried I was getting a kidney stone. That never happened and I can still piss just fine, so I don’t know.
    
    It all the sudden stopped. I have no idea what caused my dick to tingle. I may never know.

    
    check your shit.
    
    soemtimes its just a bit of nut or other hard stuff pressing on the nerves in your large intestine,
    
    or prostate.
19. 2021-09-02 at 5:17 PM UTC

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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    In retrospect, I think I masturbated too furiously. Is that a possible outcome?
20. 2021-09-02 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Elvis Presley never had this problem.

    
    
    
    Ah, yes..."Little Elvis".