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World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The problem isn't that humans are causing global warming, the problem is that humans exist.

    This sounds like the appropriate time for me to show some respect to former user malice by re-mentioning one of his favorite movements of which I wholeheartedly support and agree with

    https://www.vhemt.org/
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The problem isn't that humans are causing global warming, the problem is that humans exist.

    The problem is that there's well over 7,000 million humans, when 7,000 humans would do.

    Present company included in the later figure, of course.
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  3. The perfect time to live was 10,000BC, the pinnacle of human existence.

    ...just a few hundred thousand humans in the world, a land full of food just walking around waiting to be eaten, the only laws being those you yourself create, having 2 or 3 bitches back at the cave making your dinner while you are out with your buds hunting for more (food and bitches).

    That WAS the life...
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you think a man first STRUCK a woman or was it a woman who first struck a man?

    I wonder what cave people talked about all day. Like there was just not very many topics to discuss and just talking about hunting and gathering all day would get old
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Honey I'm home. I have a badger. Here you go. Clean it and cook it. Now let's talk about it for 14 hours and then go to bed
  6. The male would regale the female with stories of his day hunting and the dangers he faced.

    ...modern man talks about how he lost his pen and spent 30 mins looking for it before finding it tucked behind his ear.
  7. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Having someone talk pure made up shite while you doze off in the warmth is the origin of the head tingles/ASMR response.

    Our ancestors dozed 6 months a year in a straw mattress surrounded by family who would talk nonsense.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there an app that I can set to read candyland thread out loud as I go to sleep?
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  9. Originally posted by mmQ Is there an app that I can set to read candyland thread out loud as I go to sleep?

    As if any further proof was needed that mankind needs to perish...
  10. Originally posted by mmQ You can't discuss the importance of a problem without first recognizing there's a problem. Weirdo butts. That would be like denying you're an alcoholic and then talking about why you're an alcoholic.

    The fact of the matter is we have a moral obligation to stop eating meat but here we are, eating meat.

    Recognizing there's a problem is the easiest part of analyzing a problem.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Recognizing there's a problem is the easiest part of analyzing a problem.

    It would be in fact the very reason you're analyzing the problem. You have to recognize there is a problem in order to analyze it.
    .yeah yeah yeah I know what you're doing to me you're taking advantage of me

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Recognizing there's a problem is the easiest part of analyzing a problem.

    The easiest part of changing a tire is realizing you need to change your tire.
  13. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Ah yes, my ancient ancestor, dug trug.

    He later moved to the hook nosed tribe village, subsequently to which the tribe he ruled over chose slo bon as their leader, and got consumed by a lava flow as slo bon slept.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ The easiest part of changing a tire is realizing you need to change your tire.

    It's always amazing to me, also amusing and hilarious, how people discover they "need to change their tire", like it's some big revelation. Like it's some big accomplishment. "I have figured out there is a problem!!" So fucking what? What does that really mean? Sweet fuck all! Now, if you'd like to discuss the specifics, first you need credible sources. A source that can be influenced by money, power or coercion is not a credible source, yet people still cling to it regardless. "Well, it's all we got!", "it's the best we have!", "it's better than nothing!", says the idiot. If you're given the choice between three plates of shit, any choice you make it still going to be a plate of shit. Incredible sources, weak revelations, second-hand opinions, narratives, lacking in any kind of logic or common sense. I find the whole discussion to be a literal joke.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's always amazing to me, also amusing and hilarious, how people discover they "need to change their tire", like it's some big revelation. Like it's some big accomplishment. "I have figured out there is a problem!!" So fucking what? What does that really mean? Sweet fuck all! Now, if you'd like to discuss the specifics, first you need credible sources. A source that can be influenced by money, power or coercion is not a credible source, yet people still cling to it regardless. "Well, it's all we got!", "it's the best we have!", "it's better than nothing!", says the idiot. If you're given the choice between three plates of shit, any choice you make it still going to be a plate of shit. Incredible sources, weak revelations, second-hand opinions, narratives, lacking in any kind of logic or common sense. I find the whole discussion to be a literal joke.

    Is there a spectral post generator that you use like you just type in "automobile tires" and it spits this out?
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Spectral is evidence we are living in a simulation
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol is that a copy/paste ? That doesn't sound like you.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SAMESIES!
  19. Originally posted by mmQ lol is that a copy/paste ? That doesn't sound like you.

    The only things I copy/paste are sources and lyrics.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The fact of the matter is that the earth is getting hotter and at some point, literally at some point people are gonna just start dying of being too hot. It would be funny to be born in that era. You're a kid growing up all excited for your life and then you realize that you're in the last bastion of people still alive and the average global temperature is like 114° F and you just kinda die from overheating
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