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2021-06-19 at 11:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her vision
Fucking lmao
I can't imagine how pissed off that would make me in the old lady and optometrist's position but it's still a pretty hilarious way to get revenge on an old bitch. -
2021-06-19 at 3:09 PM UTCAfter she put the dog in the oven and tied the turkey to the tree in the back yard she knew something was not right.
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2021-06-19 at 4:22 PM UTC
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2021-06-19 at 4:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her vision
he only make reading glasses ? -
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2021-06-19 at 6:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok, people with higher than average IQ enjoy doing menial jobs.
I remember when I was a teenager and worked at a grocery store. The assistant manager was a weird 30 year old who often would talk about how high his IQ was.
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2021-06-19 at 8 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev you tell me, you seem to know a lot about someone you never met.
Since you were the one suggesting beastiality, i can only assume that its a personal fantasy of yours.
I recommended polar bear because your chances of survival are slim, but apparently that went above your head.
Move along now, sir. -
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