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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kev im not the one who is a certified, convicted sex offender. you have no credibility to shame anyone.
    what is the mile radius you are forbidden from being near playgrounds again? what percentage of the city does that effectively bar you from?

    Damn. Xlite is wearing The Scarlet Letter. Xpedo is more like it.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev what is the mile radius you are forbidden from being near playgrounds again? what percentage of the city does that effectively bar you from?

    Originally posted by Kev tell us, are you forbidden from existing one mile near any schools or playgrounds or is it 10 miles?

    Hahahaha!
    Get creative or get the fuck out, you fucking idiot. Go molest a polar bear or something.

    Originally posted by WellHung Damn. Xlite is wearing The Scarlet Letter. Xpedo is more like it.

    You'd like that wouldn't ya, sicko.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra 50 posts per page, you probably have your profile set to faggot mode

    You seem quite familar with Faggot Mode.
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Haha I like when obbe gets all upsetti spaghetti about his plagiarism.
  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Haha I like when obbe gets all upsetti spaghetti about his plagiarism.

    I like doing it.
  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Cry harder. There is literally nothing you can do that impacts my life in any way whatsoever you impotent faggot.

    You literally shit in a bag because your insides rotted due to your own actions.

    Here is the thing: I have not turned my attention upon anyone anytime remotely recently. Even when I did, I never even considered using 1% of my abilities.

    This time, when I told you to kill yourself, it was just a joke. But when I want you to, you will kill yourself. You would be considerably easier than most.
  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Know your place.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung You seem quite familar with Faggot Mode.

    my brother is a gay
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra my brother is a gay

    do you hate him for that?
  10. Originally posted by Obbe Do you ever piss in the coffee you serve?

    no, i only spit.

    my penis is very small and im afraid to take it out, lest people might see it.
  11. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga You literally shit in a bag because your insides rotted due to your own actions.

    Here is the thing: I have not turned my attention upon anyone anytime remotely recently. Even when I did, I never even considered using 1% of my abilities.

    This time, when I told you to kill yourself, it was just a joke. But when I want you to, you will kill yourself. You would be considerably easier than most.

    masquerading impotency as a joke.
  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny masquerading impotency as a joke.

    Mongoloidu^
  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i only spit.

    my penis is very small and im afraid to take it out, lest people might see it.

    Do you sneeze on the muffins? Ever spilled hot coffee on someone on purpose?
  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my penis is very small and im afraid to take it out…

    Quoted.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Quoted.

    Why would he care what you think?
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's like knife-fighting, it's best to not let your opponent know you have a knife until it's too late
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the hidden donger is the deadliest
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe Do you sneeze on the muffins? Ever spilled hot coffee on someone on purpose?

    semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.

    most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.

    he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.

    she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her vision
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  19. Originally posted by aldra semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.

    most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.

    he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.

    she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her vision

    Lmfao what a cunning gentleman, the story makes him sound very likeable
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's funny in a very strange sort of way, I haven't seen him in a long time though because he lives with his sister and almost never leaves the house anymore
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