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2021-06-18 at 6:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev im not the one who is a certified, convicted sex offender. you have no credibility to shame anyone.
what is the mile radius you are forbidden from being near playgrounds again? what percentage of the city does that effectively bar you from?
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2021-06-18 at 6:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev what is the mile radius you are forbidden from being near playgrounds again? what percentage of the city does that effectively bar you from?
Originally posted by Kev tell us, are you forbidden from existing one mile near any schools or playgrounds or is it 10 miles?
Hahahaha!
Get creative or get the fuck out, you fucking idiot. Go molest a polar bear or something.
Originally posted by WellHung Damn. Xlite is wearing The Scarlet Letter. Xpedo is more like it.
You'd like that wouldn't ya, sicko. -
2021-06-18 at 7:05 PM UTC
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2021-06-18 at 9:43 PM UTCHaha I like when obbe gets all upsetti spaghetti about his plagiarism.
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2021-06-18 at 9:53 PM UTC
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2021-06-18 at 10:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Cry harder. There is literally nothing you can do that impacts my life in any way whatsoever you impotent faggot.
You literally shit in a bag because your insides rotted due to your own actions.
Here is the thing: I have not turned my attention upon anyone anytime remotely recently. Even when I did, I never even considered using 1% of my abilities.
This time, when I told you to kill yourself, it was just a joke. But when I want you to, you will kill yourself. You would be considerably easier than most. -
2021-06-19 at 1:11 AM UTCKnow your place.
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2021-06-19 at 1:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga You literally shit in a bag because your insides rotted due to your own actions.
Here is the thing: I have not turned my attention upon anyone anytime remotely recently. Even when I did, I never even considered using 1% of my abilities.
This time, when I told you to kill yourself, it was just a joke. But when I want you to, you will kill yourself. You would be considerably easier than most.
masquerading impotency as a joke. -
2021-06-19 at 2:31 AM UTC
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2021-06-19 at 7:23 AM UTCit's like knife-fighting, it's best to not let your opponent know you have a knife until it's too late
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2021-06-19 at 7:25 AM UTCthe hidden donger is the deadliestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-19 at 11:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Obbe Do you sneeze on the muffins? Ever spilled hot coffee on someone on purpose?
semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her visionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-19 at 11:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her vision
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2021-06-19 at 11:09 AM UTChe's funny in a very strange sort of way, I haven't seen him in a long time though because he lives with his sister and almost never leaves the house anymore
