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I am going take up security as a day jon

  1. #61
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE Heh heh imma get me a Glock 19

    Get a hi-point. It would be more appropriate for you.
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  2. #62
    Originally posted by ORACLE So they don't have a hammer, how is that a problem? Most modern handguns are striker fired.

    and most modern men are emasculated.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by joe biden Because they're cheaper. Not better.

    do you have guns with big balck cocks ?
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    I would like to have the job you are describing. Pretty sure I can't though.
  5. #65
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by joe biden Because they're cheaper. Not better.

    Actually they are better. They have far fewer points of failure than hammer systems. Pretty much no downside.
  6. #66
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and most modern men are emasculated.

    Nah, most modern men prefer a reliable and simple mechanical design that has virtually no chance of failing.
  7. #67
    Bugz Space Nigga
    A day jon? is that like securing your wallet when you're with a hooker?
  8. #68
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    guns are like pens, i look at the many guns i own but can't identify & i can't help but imagine the different stories i might end
  9. #69
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I just got another job as security for a marijuana dispensary. This one has a 2 week onboarding process and shit tho. More free money. Yay. Honestly this is just fantastic after quarantining for the whole year almost.
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  10. #70
    Originally posted by ORACLE Actually they are better. They have far fewer points of failure than hammer systems. Pretty much no downside.

    a machete have no points of failure except on the part of the user.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by ORACLE I just got another job as security for a marijuana dispensary. This one has a 2 week onboarding process and shit tho. More free money. Yay. Honestly this is just fantastic after quarantining for the whole year almost.

    you work 2 shifts now ?
  12. #72
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a machete have no points of failure except on the part of the user.

    Your whole existence is a point of failure
  13. #73
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE I just got another job as security for a marijuana dispensary. This one has a 2 week onboarding process and shit tho. More free money. Yay. Honestly this is just fantastic after quarantining for the whole year almost.

    Freedom is slavery
    Ignorance is strength
    War is peace
    Black lives matter
  14. #74
    Originally posted by ORACLE Your whole existence is a point of failure

    does projection makes you feel better.
  15. #75
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Mostly I just wanted to get out of the house daily. I've been quarantining with my girlfriend all year and… I'm over it.

    i can go another year its been chill
  16. #76
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny does projection makes you feel better.

    Why, would it make you feel better to see your faggotry on a cinema screen?
  17. #77
    Originally posted by ORACLE Why, would it make you feel better to see your faggotry on a cinema screen?

    i guess thats the point of cinema paradiso.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by ORACLE I have now signed up for a Florida D and G license class. In 2 weeks I'll have my creds and then I can legally break anybody's knees that I want.

    2 week course...sounds legit.
  19. #79
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE I have now signed up for a Florida D and G license class. In 2 weeks I'll have my creds and then I can legally break anybody's knees that I want.


    I'll pay you to break your own knees.
  20. #80
    Originally posted by joe biden I'll pay you to break your own knees.

    I'll add to the pot for that.
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