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I am going take up security as a day jon
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2020-11-25 at 7:31 AM UTCI have now signed up for a Florida D and G license class. In 2 weeks I'll have my creds and then I can legally break anybody's knees that I want.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-11-27 at 2:01 AM UTCAlready got hired. The position didn't require a license but listed it as "preferred" so I put my licenses as "in progress".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-11-27 at 2:44 AM UTCHAHAHA what is it about Indians/Pakis that make "security" so natural to them? Everywhere I go every security guard is from India, it's uncanny, I think it's the whole border thing and how they believe clear definition of them to be tantamount to an orderly society. Not being racist that's just funny to me because I've noticed it so prevalently locally.
Also security guards do nothing. Maybe in Florida you can Zimmerman people but normally you're just a glorified tattletale. I hope nobody respects you which I'm already sure they don't and never will. My 60 something year old shakey ex alcoholic uncle is a security guard for a medical grow op and he's cool but you will probably take it super seriously because of the lack of control you normally feel in your life and how accustomed you are to being overlooked. It's just hilarious that's what you gravitated towards. I try to like you but you are just inherently such a fucking clown. Enjoy your anonymous bitcoin weed and your $13 an hour mcjob make sure you tell those kids not to sk8board really loudly so they can make fun of your accent properly.
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2020-11-27 at 3:03 AM UTCimagine not being a prostitute
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2020-11-27 at 3:04 AM UTClet me play you a prostiTUNE on my WHOREmonica
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2020-11-27 at 5:37 AM UTCIs he guarding that Florida Airport where the Terrorist learned not to fly?
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2020-11-27 at 5:41 AM UTCYou're gonna be suplexing people in parking lots like Spectral in no time
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2020-11-27 at 5:42 AM UTC
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2020-11-27 at 6:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo HAHAHA what is it about Indians/Pakis that make "security" so natural to them? Everywhere I go every security guard is from India, it's uncanny, I think it's the whole border thing and how they believe clear definition of them to be tantamount to an orderly society. Not being racist that's just funny to me because I've noticed it so prevalently locally.
Also security guards do nothing. Maybe in Florida you can Zimmerman people but normally you're just a glorified tattletale. I hope nobody respects you which I'm already sure they don't and never will. My 60 something year old shakey ex alcoholic uncle is a security guard for a medical grow op and he's cool but you will probably take it super seriously because of the lack of control you normally feel in your life and how accustomed you are to being overlooked. It's just hilarious that's what you gravitated towards. I try to like you but you are just inherently such a fucking clown. Enjoy your anonymous bitcoin weed and your $13 an hour mcjob make sure you tell those kids not to sk8board really loudly so they can make fun of your accent properly.
Too funny/10. Funniest thread I've seen in a while
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2020-11-27 at 6:22 AM UTC
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2020-11-27 at 6:37 AM UTChow much are you going to make
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2020-11-27 at 6:43 AM UTCLoser
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2020-11-27 at 7:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bugz Is he guarding that Florida Airport where the Terrorist learned not to fly?
It's at a retirement community.
I pretty much plan to smoke weed in my car and do patrols. I'm assuming they mostly just don't want black people (non residents) walking around.
I don't really want to fuck with anyone. But if someone fucks with me, I am more than happy to beat the shit out of them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-11-27 at 7:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by STER0S how much are you going to make
$17/hr
It's not really about pay though.
I make more than enough from writing and running my online stores. But most of my daily work is overseeing very basic shit like checking emails, order fulfillment processing returns etc. And I fell into the typical trap of self employment, it has sort of insinuated itself into 24 hours of my life.
If you are not using shitty dropshipping plug and play sites and stuff and work directly with suppliers etc, it is not as easy to automate or outsource. But it is boring, retarded work.
Anyway, in this job I think 99% of the time I will be doing jack shit. So I will use my downtime to focus on these tasks, as well as on writing.
Instead of being mentally "open" all day, I will instead concentrate my work into this time where I'm going to be paid to do something else that doesn't require me to be constantly engaged.
I'm also currently working in training a virtual assistant to do the bullshit work for my stores. So once I'm done there, I will be able to focus on my writing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-11-27 at 2:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE $17/hr
It's not really about pay though.
I make more than enough from writing and running my online stores. But most of my daily work is overseeing very basic shit like checking emails, order fulfillment processing returns etc. And I fell into the typical trap of self employment, it has sort of insinuated itself into 24 hours of my life.
If you are not using shitty dropshipping plug and play sites and stuff and work directly with suppliers etc, it is not as easy to automate or outsource. But it is boring, retarded work.
Anyway, in this job I think 99% of the time I will be doing jack shit. So I will use my downtime to focus on these tasks, as well as on writing.
Instead of being mentally "open" all day, I will instead concentrate my work into this time where I'm going to be paid to do something else that doesn't require me to be constantly engaged.
I'm also currently working in training a virtual assistant to do the bullshit work for my stores. So once I'm done there, I will be able to focus on my writing.
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2020-11-27 at 2:22 PM UTC
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2020-11-27 at 5:01 PM UTCI literally hired someone part te the other week for a higher pay rate than this but it's essentially free money so why not. I'm literally gonna be walking around a retirement community and patrol every 30 minutes with a software called Silvertrac. So mostly you just chill in your car.
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2020-11-27 at 5:03 PM UTCI'm gonna start taking blunts with me in a couple days.
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2020-11-27 at 11:42 PM UTCSounds nice.
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2020-11-28 at 12:15 AM UTCMostly I just wanted to get out of the house daily. I've been quarantining with my girlfriend all year and... I'm over it.
