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I am going take up security as a day jon

  1. #1
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I have now signed up for a Florida D and G license class. In 2 weeks I'll have my creds and then I can legally break anybody's knees that I want.
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Already got hired. The position didn't require a license but listed it as "preferred" so I put my licenses as "in progress".
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  3. #3
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    HAHAHA what is it about Indians/Pakis that make "security" so natural to them? Everywhere I go every security guard is from India, it's uncanny, I think it's the whole border thing and how they believe clear definition of them to be tantamount to an orderly society. Not being racist that's just funny to me because I've noticed it so prevalently locally.

    Also security guards do nothing. Maybe in Florida you can Zimmerman people but normally you're just a glorified tattletale. I hope nobody respects you which I'm already sure they don't and never will. My 60 something year old shakey ex alcoholic uncle is a security guard for a medical grow op and he's cool but you will probably take it super seriously because of the lack of control you normally feel in your life and how accustomed you are to being overlooked. It's just hilarious that's what you gravitated towards. I try to like you but you are just inherently such a fucking clown. Enjoy your anonymous bitcoin weed and your $13 an hour mcjob make sure you tell those kids not to sk8board really loudly so they can make fun of your accent properly.

    Too funny/10. Funniest thread I've seen in a while
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    Ghost Black Hole
    imagine not being a prostitute
  5. #5
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    let me play you a prostiTUNE on my WHOREmonica
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    Bugz African Astronaut
    Is he guarding that Florida Airport where the Terrorist learned not to fly?
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    You're gonna be suplexing people in parking lots like Spectral in no time
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    Bugz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice You're gonna be suplexing people in parking lots like Spectral in no time

    Hey. What is that supposed to mean?
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo HAHAHA what is it about Indians/Pakis that make "security" so natural to them? Everywhere I go every security guard is from India, it's uncanny, I think it's the whole border thing and how they believe clear definition of them to be tantamount to an orderly society. Not being racist that's just funny to me because I've noticed it so prevalently locally.

    Also security guards do nothing. Maybe in Florida you can Zimmerman people but normally you're just a glorified tattletale. I hope nobody respects you which I'm already sure they don't and never will. My 60 something year old shakey ex alcoholic uncle is a security guard for a medical grow op and he's cool but you will probably take it super seriously because of the lack of control you normally feel in your life and how accustomed you are to being overlooked. It's just hilarious that's what you gravitated towards. I try to like you but you are just inherently such a fucking clown. Enjoy your anonymous bitcoin weed and your $13 an hour mcjob make sure you tell those kids not to sk8board really loudly so they can make fun of your accent properly.

    Too funny/10. Funniest thread I've seen in a while

    Didn't read
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost imagine not being a prostitute

    In a way I am selling my body, just for safety rather than sexty
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    how much are you going to make
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    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Loser
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bugz Is he guarding that Florida Airport where the Terrorist learned not to fly?

    It's at a retirement community.

    I pretty much plan to smoke weed in my car and do patrols. I'm assuming they mostly just don't want black people (non residents) walking around.

    I don't really want to fuck with anyone. But if someone fucks with me, I am more than happy to beat the shit out of them.
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by STER0S how much are you going to make

    $17/hr

    It's not really about pay though.

    I make more than enough from writing and running my online stores. But most of my daily work is overseeing very basic shit like checking emails, order fulfillment processing returns etc. And I fell into the typical trap of self employment, it has sort of insinuated itself into 24 hours of my life.

    If you are not using shitty dropshipping plug and play sites and stuff and work directly with suppliers etc, it is not as easy to automate or outsource. But it is boring, retarded work.

    Anyway, in this job I think 99% of the time I will be doing jack shit. So I will use my downtime to focus on these tasks, as well as on writing.

    Instead of being mentally "open" all day, I will instead concentrate my work into this time where I'm going to be paid to do something else that doesn't require me to be constantly engaged.

    I'm also currently working in training a virtual assistant to do the bullshit work for my stores. So once I'm done there, I will be able to focus on my writing.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ORACLE $17/hr

    It's not really about pay though.

    I make more than enough from writing and running my online stores. But most of my daily work is overseeing very basic shit like checking emails, order fulfillment processing returns etc. And I fell into the typical trap of self employment, it has sort of insinuated itself into 24 hours of my life.

    If you are not using shitty dropshipping plug and play sites and stuff and work directly with suppliers etc, it is not as easy to automate or outsource. But it is boring, retarded work.

    Anyway, in this job I think 99% of the time I will be doing jack shit. So I will use my downtime to focus on these tasks, as well as on writing.

    Instead of being mentally "open" all day, I will instead concentrate my work into this time where I'm going to be paid to do something else that doesn't require me to be constantly engaged.

    I'm also currently working in training a virtual assistant to do the bullshit work for my stores. So once I'm done there, I will be able to focus on my writing.

    I didn't know virtual assistants existed yet.
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Obbe I didn't know virtual assistants existed yet.

    It's just a PA but rather than in an office, it is all through telecommunications to do my shitty chore tasks.
  17. #17
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I literally hired someone part te the other week for a higher pay rate than this but it's essentially free money so why not. I'm literally gonna be walking around a retirement community and patrol every 30 minutes with a software called Silvertrac. So mostly you just chill in your car.
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm gonna start taking blunts with me in a couple days.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Sounds nice.
  20. #20
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Mostly I just wanted to get out of the house daily. I've been quarantining with my girlfriend all year and... I'm over it.
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