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  1. #41
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I have now signed up for a Florida D and G license class. In 2 weeks I'll have my creds and then I can legally break anybody's knees that I want.

    Be careful about where you go, and when you feel like someone is trying to make an impression. Drive Safe :) Hrmph HRmph HRMph HRMP~P9G56.J/
  2. #42
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I have some OC spray and I ordered hard knuckle gloves to knock niggas out if I have to throw hands.
  3. #43
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny more like she selected you.

    presidential grave digger.

    Nigger blowjobs...
  4. #44
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I have some OC spray and I ordered hard knuckle gloves to knock niggas out if I have to throw hands.

    Look out for that person named Lebouff he usually runs with Two Knuckles and he Looks like A Pig. He has, Five Friends. They All Eat Chocolate. The End
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mashlehash Look out for that person named Lebouff he usually runs with Two Knuckles and he Looks like A Pig. He has, Five Friends. They All Eat Chocolate. The End

    Moral of the story, carry 6 choc.
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  7. #47
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Bought Sabre's strongest OC+CS spray. It's only sold in the store to licensed security and police officers. My buddy also dared me to get zapped by his stun baton in the calg, I took 2 and it wasn't really even that bad, felt like a supercharged prank pen buzzer.
  8. #48
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Working on my G license, I only have 1 thing left which is to go do a range day with the certification agency. I am going to purchase a 9mm handgun specifically as a duty weapon. Maybe some cool all black unmarked gear and clothing. Duty belt, holster, BDUs, boots, fleece, cap etc.
  9. #49
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm currently allowed to carry non-lethal weapons so I got the pepper spray but aside from that I might get a baton and hard knuckle gloves but that's it.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by ORACLE Bought Sabre's strongest OC+CS spray. It's only sold in the store to licensed security and police officers. My buddy also dared me to get zapped by his stun baton in the calg, I took 2 and it wasn't really even that bad, felt like a supercharged prank pen buzzer.

    no one blieves thats where he zapped you.
  11. #51
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE Bought Sabre's strongest OC+CS spray. It's only sold in the store to licensed security and police officers. My buddy also dared me to get zapped by his stun baton in the calg, I took 2 and it wasn't really even that bad, felt like a supercharged prank pen buzzer.

    Don't be so proud of yourself, pretty thing...anyone can buy any manufactured concentration of OC.

    Stun guns don't work. Don't waste your time unless you want some rampaging nigger to rape you with it.

    Oh. Nevermind.
  12. #52
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE Working on my G license, I only have 1 thing left which is to go do a range day with the certification agency. I am going to purchase a 9mm handgun specifically as a duty weapon. Maybe some cool all black unmarked gear and clothing. Duty belt, holster, BDUs, boots, fleece, cap etc.

    You're going full gecko45. Faggot.

    9mm is a girl caliber. Little girl.
  13. #53
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no one blieves thats where he zapped you.

    Up his orifices is his favorite place.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by joe biden Up his orifices is his favorite place.

    and he only felt 'meh'.
  15. #55
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh heh imma get me a Glock 19
  16. #56
    Originally posted by ORACLE Heh heh imma get me a Glock 19

    glocks are for those who dont feel like having a cock.
  17. #57
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny glocks are for those who dont feel like having a cock.

    Why, their safety bad or something?
  18. #58
    Originally posted by ORACLE Why, their safety bad or something?

    thats not the point.

    the point is that they dont have cocks.
  19. #59
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not the point.

    the point is that they dont have cocks.

    So they don't have a hammer, how is that a problem? Most modern handguns are striker fired.
  20. #60
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ORACLE So they don't have a hammer, how is that a problem? Most modern handguns are striker fired.

    Because they're cheaper. Not better.
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