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Is it true Americans don’t have electric kettles?

  1. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES???

    You're talking about kettles for fuck sake, lol.


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  2. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Muricans are so fucking lazy

    how the fuck are we lazy for doing a multi step job to make tea unlike your one step of filling an electric kettle.
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  3. Originally posted by Bugz how the fuck are we lazy for doing a multi step job to make tea unlike your one step of filling an electric kettle.

    Lol.
  4. Originally posted by Grylls Muricans are so fucking lazy

    Says the dude with an electric kettle, REAL men build a fire in the woods to boil their water.
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Says the dude with an electric kettle, REAL men build a fire in the woods to boil their water.

    Real men have Kieregs.
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  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Says the dude with an electric kettle, REAL men build a fire in the woods to boil their water.

    (Cough) real men don’t abandon their native country (Cough)
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I only knew one dude with a toaster and that was in 1999. I think they're out of style now.

    Why do you need a whole device just for two slices of bread lol? It's silly. You can make a whole loaf of toast in the oven. You europeans are crazy

    Poor Mexicans make toast in an oven.
  8. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace 5x the number of English speakers in the USA lol. U got your shit hijacked. Nobody gives a fuck about England anymore. Your military is small as hell and your economy is weak. I would kill any UK 'person' in a fight.

    reason being spics and rohingyas who dont have / have lost their own native language adopted english as substitute.
  9. Originally posted by ORACLE No need for a rice cooker or different cups if you want to make rice.

    I will teach you how to make perfect rice on the stove every single time. It is stupid easy once you just follow the steps.

    - Wash the rice in a colander till the water runs clear. I actually do it a different, better way but it's not necessary.

    - for every cup of dry rice, put 1.5x of the same cup (NOT liquid cup) of water into your pot, bring it to a boil, with the lid on. Put salt and whatever you want in there is while it is boiling, I like to put a few cardamom pods (crack them first so the water can get in), whole cloves, a stick of cinnamon, few peppercorns.

    - put the lid on the pot, wait for it to be boiling again (like 30 seconds to a minute), then turn down the heat a lot, so on my stove it is like a 3/10.

    - Set a timer for 20 minutes

    - GO AWAY. DON'T TOUCH IT. DON'T LIFT THE LID TO CHECK. DON'T STIR. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT.

    - After 20 minutes, remove it from the heat.

    That's it. If you fuck this up, you are gay.

    everything about this is wrong.

    1 - dont wash your rice until the water is clear. rinse them once to get rid of rice bugs (a must have for natural rice) and be done. rice dusts are what make the water milky.

    2 - just fill your rice cooker with as much water as you have filled it with rice. if theres an inch of rice in the pot, there should also be an inch of water in the pot, which means the water level in the pot measured from the bottom should be 2 inches. just measure by using your finger.
  10. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
    LMFAO

    No wonder yanks don't drink tea, they all got bored waiting for the kettle to boil.

    fact : population with lower average IQ needs lower voltages so that they dont end up electrocuting the shit out of themselves all the time.

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  11. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Again, kettles take the same amount of time regardless of country.

    You are not powering your electric kettle at 220v lol.




    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol none of this is even relevant. God you are fucking stupid. You clearly don't have the understand to continue this discussion further. You're just googling this shit lol

  12. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fact : population with lower average IQ needs lower voltages so that they dont end up electrocuting the shit out of themselves all the time.


    "Its not the voltage that will get you, it's the amperage"

    those same countries have lower amps. so you just pissed in the wind and on yourself.
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bugz how the fuck are we lazy for doing a multi step job to make tea unlike your one step of filling an electric kettle.

    Do you drive an automatic car?
  14. Originally posted by Grylls Do you drive an automatic car?

    All cars are automatic to some degree, back in my day we had to manually attach the horse.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All cars are automatic to some degree, back in my day we had to manually attach the horse.

    To some degree is besides the point

    Americans are so lazy now so many of them have Tesla’s

    I was gonna say drive Tesla’s but they can’t even do that
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Real men have Kieregs.

    Gay
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  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny everything about this is wrong.

    1 - dont wash your rice until the water is clear. rinse them once to get rid of rice bugs (a must have for natural rice) and be done. rice dusts are what make the water milky.

    2 - just fill your rice cooker with as much water as you have filled it with rice. if theres an inch of rice in the pot, there should also be an inch of water in the pot, which means the water level in the pot measured from the bottom should be 2 inches. just measure by using your finger.

    Makes inferior mongoloid rice^
  18. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Do you drive an automatic car?

    Oh here we go. I learned to drive a stick (Manual) in San Francisco. On Jones street at like 18% grade. trying to not blow out the clutch or hang on the break. it took me about 10 times around the block and my brother had to have the pads adjusted but he taught me well.

    But as of now, I do own a automatic. I honestly would rather have a stick because they're easier on gas and much more power to go with it. better traction too. yet I have an AWD. it's my very first and it's cool.
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bugz Oh here we go. I learned to drive a stick (Manual) in San Francisco. On Jones street at like 18% grade. trying to not blow out the clutch or hang on the break. it took me about 10 times around the block and my brother had to have the pads adjusted but he taught me well.

    But as of now, I do own a automatic. I honestly would rather have a stick because they're easier on gas and much more power to go with it. better traction too. yet I have an AWD. it's my very first and it's cool.

    Sooo don’t be lazy by driving an automatic my friend
  20. Originally posted by Bugz "Its not the voltage that will get you, it's the amperage"

    those same countries have lower amps. so you just pissed in the wind and on yourself.



    whens the last time someone died because theyve been shocked by a 12v, 70amp automotive battery ?

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