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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    might be getting my first quarantine pussy today. hope I can get a boner after jackin off for days full of that shit. going to go cop a viagra from my old ass coworker if it’s in the cards.
  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It now takes an hour to get a coffee, 2 hours for alcohol and most of the day to get groceries.
    But I can get pizza, weed and mcdonalds in 30 mins.

    What the fuck


    That's not even 6ft lol.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH might be getting my first quarantine pussy today. hope I can get a boner after jackin off for days full of that shit. going to go cop a viagra from my old ass coworker if it’s in the cards.

    nigga need a job
  4. The line went from crosswalk to crosswalk taking up the entire sidewalk and started to spill over into another sidewalk. How is this supposed to flatten the curve again
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH might be getting my first quarantine pussy today. hope I can get a boner after jackin off for days full of that shit. going to go cop a viagra from my old ass coworker if it’s in the cards.

    ill send you some 5 year old levitra n cialis
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    fucked my bitch while the new hilary doc on Netflix played in the background. Felt like I was the one being fucked.

    It tries to rebrand her as human and also a feminist icon and holy epstein does it ever seem forced and inorganic
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    couple million for a netflix doc is a small price to pay for political capital
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash ALLO SOPHIE

    How's it going Mash.
  9. You are nothing without grocery stores. Get in line and flatten that curve.

  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Grocery store cartel got society on lock down.
  11. I feel so bad for the employees stuck working for minimum wage during all this. At least Costco and Aldi employees get paid decently.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I feel so bad for the employees stuck working for minimum wage during all this. At least Costco and Aldi employees get paid decently.


    Oh cruel world, how my heart bleeds for grocery store clerks. It's not like anyone is holding a gun to their head and saying you're going to work at Walmart or wherever.
  13. Originally posted by Sophie Oh cruel world, how my heart bleeds for grocery store clerks. It's not like anyone is holding a gun to their head and saying you're going to work at Walmart or wherever.

    No, not a gun. Just starvation and homelessness.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No, not a gun. Just starvation and homelessness.

    Oh cruel world, should have gotten some marketable skills then. My heart bleeds for unskilled workers.
  15. Originally posted by Sophie Oh cruel world, should have gotten some marketable skills then. My heart bleeds for unskilled workers.

    Ah yes, we should ALL be electricians, plumbers, doctors, scientists, etc. Every single one of us should have a skill. Then when the grocery stores have nobody to staff them we can all volunteer to take shifts, right?
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ah yes, we should ALL be electricians, plumbers, doctors, scientists, etc. Every single one of us should have a skill. Then when the grocery stores have nobody to staff them we can all volunteer to take shifts, right?

    Grocery stores ought to be staffed by high school kids that are in the process of getting marketable skills.
  17. Originally posted by Sophie Grocery stores ought to be staffed by high school kids that are in the process of getting marketable skills.

  18. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Sophie Grocery stores ought to be staffed by high school kids that are in the process of getting marketable skills.

    But they're busy playing minecraft and huffing keyboard duster.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof But they're busy playing minecraft and huffing keyboard duster.

    Then they deserve to work the rest of their lives for minimum wage.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    Facepalm all you want, it works in reality. It's even better with less regulations because companies don't have to pay high school kids as much. One regulation everyone has to abide by though is that kids that are highschool age are only allowed to work 5 to 6 hours a day and not a full week. This means all the grocery stores here want to hire highschool kids. It's cheaper, and the kids make more than when they take a paper route or whatever the fuck. Everyone benefits. And the kids even have time left to do duster if they really want to

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