The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-04-10 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #1901
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I thought you meant 'Actor' and became briefly interested in a mustard stained cop

   
   Custom-fitted, custom-kitted wood grain, custom everything,
   "What's that on the seat?" "Custom mustard stain"
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2. 2020-04-10 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #1902
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   This is the only thing thats made me smile or laugh in like 2 weeks
   
   
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3. 2020-04-10 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #1903
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol I remember binge-listening to cumtown a while ago, assuming it was you that got me on it
4. 2020-04-10 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #1904
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Possibly. Rizzo showed it to me a couple years ago. Ive never found somethingso spot-on with my cynical fucked up sense of humor. I really shouldve got into comedy. My shitty mental health and rampant drug abuse wouldve just been par for the course.
5. 2020-04-10 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #1905
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Weird trivia: I remember listening to one episode and recognising the voice of that zombie from Ugly Americans, turns out it's the same guy and he's done next to nothing else
6. 2020-04-10 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #1906
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by aldra It's actually really good, I never liked the scrote in the main role either. It gets really dark as time goes on

   
   this summarizes the walking dead and also my life and the world itself
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7. 2020-04-10 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #1907
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Victoria: police fined three friends who did not live together for playing video games in the same lounge room
   Queensland: police fined five young people having a party in a hotel room
   New South Wales: police fined a man eating a kebab on a bench.
   
   
   lol ffs
8. 2020-04-10 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #1908
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo this summarizes the walking dead and also my life and the world itself

   
   So edgy. Must suck feeling like you're on a downward spiral. My life has personally only gotten better and better.
9. 2020-04-10 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #1909
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   If ya’ll like dogs, this is freakin hilarious.
   He’s an out of work sportscaster in England.
   
   
   
   😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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10. 2020-04-10 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #1910
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    Don't do roids guize. I'll be making my own milk by the time this plague blows over.

    
    these are pretty nice preteen titties.
11. 2020-04-10 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #1911
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Good find mommy
12. 2020-04-10 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #1912
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks G ❤️
    
    Luv me some doggies.🐕
13. 2020-04-10 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #1913
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    Don't do roids guize. I'll be making my own milk by the time this plague blows over.

    
    I got u beat fam. if my dick was just 24 inches longer i could tit fuck myself.
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14. 2020-04-10 at 6:02 AM UTC

    #1914
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER I got u beat fam. if my dick was just 24 inches longer i could tit fuck myself.

    
    You can do a giraffe tittyfuck by sticking a fleshlight between there
    
    Giraffes use their long necks to reach for the highest and most nutrient filled leaves, so you know this tittufuck is some good shit
    
    Im going to bed thanks casper
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15. 2020-04-10 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #1915
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i didnt think fleshlights were that long. i feel like id have to duct tape a dildo to the end of my dick to have any chance of that working,
16. 2020-04-10 at 7 AM UTC

    #1916
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Tape your dick to the end of a dildo
17. 2020-04-10 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #1917
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER i didnt think fleshlights were that long. i feel like id have to duct tape a dildo to the end of my dick to have any chance of that working,

    
    You can get them that long. They usually tap out at like 8 inches but there are double ended snake hole ones for 2 diks which may work
18. 2020-04-10 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #1918
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    fascinating
19. 2020-04-10 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #1919
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Stuttering Stanley, You Are A Stuttering Stanly!
    
    
    
    STUTTERING STANLEY
    STUTTERING STANLY
20. 2020-04-10 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #1920
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    using covid-19 as an opportunity to go on small binges.
    
    whatchu know about being on a conference call with a muted pov blowjob video at 67% speed playing on your personal laptop off to the side? whatchu know about eating nothing but larabars for 3 days?
    
    okay i’m done after this lol
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