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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I thought you meant 'Actor' and became briefly interested in a mustard stained cop

    Custom-fitted, custom-kitted wood grain, custom everything,
    "What's that on the seat?" "Custom mustard stain"
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    This is the only thing thats made me smile or laugh in like 2 weeks

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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol I remember binge-listening to cumtown a while ago, assuming it was you that got me on it
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Possibly. Rizzo showed it to me a couple years ago. Ive never found somethingso spot-on with my cynical fucked up sense of humor. I really shouldve got into comedy. My shitty mental health and rampant drug abuse wouldve just been par for the course.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Weird trivia: I remember listening to one episode and recognising the voice of that zombie from Ugly Americans, turns out it's the same guy and he's done next to nothing else
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra It's actually really good, I never liked the scrote in the main role either. It gets really dark as time goes on

    this summarizes the walking dead and also my life and the world itself
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Victoria: police fined three friends who did not live together for playing video games in the same lounge room
    Queensland: police fined five young people having a party in a hotel room
    New South Wales: police fined a man eating a kebab on a bench.


    lol ffs
  8. Originally posted by Sudo this summarizes the walking dead and also my life and the world itself

    So edgy. Must suck feeling like you're on a downward spiral. My life has personally only gotten better and better.
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    If ya’ll like dogs, this is freakin hilarious.
    He’s an out of work sportscaster in England.



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  10. Originally posted by Octavian

    Don't do roids guize. I'll be making my own milk by the time this plague blows over.

    these are pretty nice preteen titties.
  11. Good find mommy
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks G ❀️

    Luv me some doggies.πŸ•
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Don't do roids guize. I'll be making my own milk by the time this plague blows over.

    I got u beat fam. if my dick was just 24 inches longer i could tit fuck myself.
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  14. Originally posted by CASPER I got u beat fam. if my dick was just 24 inches longer i could tit fuck myself.

    You can do a giraffe tittyfuck by sticking a fleshlight between there

    Giraffes use their long necks to reach for the highest and most nutrient filled leaves, so you know this tittufuck is some good shit

    Im going to bed thanks casper
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i didnt think fleshlights were that long. i feel like id have to duct tape a dildo to the end of my dick to have any chance of that working,
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Tape your dick to the end of a dildo
  17. Originally posted by CASPER i didnt think fleshlights were that long. i feel like id have to duct tape a dildo to the end of my dick to have any chance of that working,

    You can get them that long. They usually tap out at like 8 inches but there are double ended snake hole ones for 2 diks which may work
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    fascinating
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Stuttering Stanley, You Are A Stuttering Stanly!



    STUTTERING STANLEY
    STUTTERING STANLY
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    using covid-19 as an opportunity to go on small binges.

    whatchu know about being on a conference call with a muted pov blowjob video at 67% speed playing on your personal laptop off to the side? whatchu know about eating nothing but larabars for 3 days?

    okay i’m done after this lol
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