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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-01-30 at 8:11 AM UTCCan we get an F in the chat for all our departed grandmas?
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2020-01-30 at 9:30 AM UTCF
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2020-01-30 at 9:31 AM UTCI need moniez. I honestly wish my useless self centered dad would just die so I can put my inheritance to good use.
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2020-01-30 at 9:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I need moniez. I honestly wish my useless self centered dad would just die so I can put my inheritance to good use.
Are you honestly really depressed ? If I was as good looking as you I would be happier than I am now. Bevause that's all that matters in life is looks. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-30 at 9:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Are you honestly really depressed ? If I was as good looking as you I would be happier than I am now. Bevause that's all that matters in life is looks. :)
I'm just sick of being stuck financially and not being able to improve my circumstances. I need a job, so I can get a car, I need a car, so I can get better jobs. -
2020-01-30 at 9:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I'm just sick of being stuck financially and not being able to improve my circumstances. I need a job, so I can get a car, I need a car, so I can get better jobs.
I get it. It makes me think of the times I've been in court with people going in front of me for panhandling charges and they just say to the judge how sorry they are and how they're homeless and the judge is like whatever well you get a 500 dollar fine. For panhandling. Wow that's gonna fucking help them Judge. Thanks for that. Dickhead. -
2020-01-30 at 9:42 AM UTCAnyway how do you pay rent and bills?
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2020-01-30 at 9:46 AM UTC
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2020-01-30 at 9:47 AM UTCOh yeah you get paid more over here the more sick you are. You actually get paid extra for being an alcoholic.
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2020-01-30 at 9:52 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-30 at 10:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Welp. That settles that. I'm moving there.
Anyone who can't work due to mobility issues : obesity related to say, Diabetes; is entitled to a mobility scheme.
So basically someone will receive a carer's allowance for looking after your fat ass, and a BRAND NEW car.
So in essence, those who wish to work, and can't, suffer. Those who do not wish to work, prosper.
I fucking hate this country.
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2020-01-30 at 10:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Anyone who can't work due to mobility issues : obesity related to say, Diabetes; is entitled to a mobility scheme.
So basically someone will receive a carer's allowance for looking after your fat ass, and a BRAND NEW car.
So in essence, those who wish to work, and can't, suffer. Those who do not wish to work, prosper.
I fucking hate this country.
Ok well I don't want to work. Let's trade places so I can prosper over there. And you can come here and have my job or the thousands of other job openings around here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-30 at 10:16 AM UTCI've still got one good eye
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2020-01-30 at 10:56 AM UTCThe only cute name in French is Noel. Convince me otherwise.
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2020-01-30 at 11:05 AM UTC
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2020-01-30 at 11:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What about Chloe?
Is that really a French name though? If you say "Sophie" in a French accent it sounds cute too but i don't think Sophie is a French name. But it might be. But generally Sophie is a pretty cute name. Short and too the point. Smol in a way, like Nikki, that's a cute name. And Haley. That's cute too. But there is nothing cute about Nikki Haley, she's a twat. -
2020-01-30 at 1:34 PM UTCHer name isn't really Nikki anyway
Kind of funny how much damage she's done to US culture, as an immigrant -
2020-01-30 at 1:49 PM UTCI was just thinking... Nikki... Where have i heard of a girl called Nikki. Then i remembered.
And now i have a bit of a sad. Poor Nikki. -
2020-01-30 at 2:24 PM UTCNow that everyone's thoroughly depressed. Let's not be 14 and deep but let's be 9yo gamers instead.
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2020-01-30 at 3:16 PM UTCDON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT NIKKI HALEY
