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  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    faker than this.

  2. no its real
  3. Casper sent me some shrooms and they are really good, he is my friend for my life and a real human bean and a real hero
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Mike David from Redbar Radio Casper sent me some shrooms and they are really good, he is my friend for my life and a real human bean and a real hero

    Welcome. Get naked and drop shrooms
  5. the universe is flat /thread
  6. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Would they need to reproduce? Lanny is trying to convince me they would, bc apparently some men ejaculate when being hung. We are now arguing arguing whether this is a case of autoerotic asphyxiation or the last chance at reproduction. I think they are just trying to eat to survive and don’t care about reproducing.


    This goes back to the original trauma. Passage through the birthing channel. This is often a violent experience and potentially dangerous (for example, the umbilical cord might strangle the fetus). People who get fixated at this point in their births may grow up to become thrill-seekers, and will often also associate strangulation with something sexual, because the original experience was of a sexual nature. You're practically licking the insides of your mothers vagina as you pass through it, while also being choked by it. The vagina can excert about 40-55kg of force.
    Those born via cesarean will not have this "fetish" by default, but they can develop it by practicing strangulation/sex.

    The erection from hanging is not an isolated event. It happens in male children during birth as well.

    Edit, this is not a made up post.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That sounds not made up at all.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. peepee
  9. Buttpee
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Posting in a weird fucking thread gone full derailment
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    The Retarded Thread has never been on any rails other than cocaine.
  12. nigger
  13. kike
  14. nigger
  15. kiekel
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nigger
  17. this is one of my all time favorite scenes of any show.

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