The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-07-05 at 10:40 AM UTC

   #5461
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
2. 2021-07-10 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #5462
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
3. 2021-07-10 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #5463
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   faker than this.
   
   
4. 2021-07-11 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #5464
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no its real
5. 2021-07-11 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #5465
   

   Mike David from Redbar Radio Houston
   Casper sent me some shrooms and they are really good, he is my friend for my life and a real human bean and a real hero
6. 2021-07-11 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #5466
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Mike David from Redbar Radio Casper sent me some shrooms and they are really good, he is my friend for my life and a real human bean and a real hero

   
   Welcome. Get naked and drop shrooms
7. 2021-07-11 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #5467
   

   Mike David from Redbar Radio Houston
8. 2021-07-11 at 10:15 AM UTC

   #5468
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   the universe is flat /thread
9. 2021-07-11 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #5469
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Would they need to reproduce? Lanny is trying to convince me they would, bc apparently some men ejaculate when being hung. We are now arguing arguing whether this is a case of autoerotic asphyxiation or the last chance at reproduction. I think they are just trying to eat to survive and don’t care about reproducing.

   
   
   This goes back to the original trauma. Passage through the birthing channel. This is often a violent experience and potentially dangerous (for example, the umbilical cord might strangle the fetus). People who get fixated at this point in their births may grow up to become thrill-seekers, and will often also associate strangulation with something sexual, because the original experience was of a sexual nature. You're practically licking the insides of your mothers vagina as you pass through it, while also being choked by it. The vagina can excert about 40-55kg of force.
   Those born via cesarean will not have this "fetish" by default, but they can develop it by practicing strangulation/sex.
   
   The erection from hanging is not an isolated event. It happens in male children during birth as well.
   
   Edit, this is not a made up post.
10. 2021-07-11 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #5470
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That sounds not made up at all.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Chairman Takeshi Kaga, 
    • Quick Mix Ready
11. 2021-07-11 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #5471
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    peepee
12. 2021-07-11 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #5472
    

    Mike David from Redbar Radio Houston
    Buttpee
13. 2021-07-11 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #5473
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Posting in a weird fucking thread gone full derailment
14. 2021-07-11 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #5474
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    The Retarded Thread has never been on any rails other than cocaine.
15. 2021-07-12 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #5475
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger
16. 2021-07-12 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #5476
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kike
17. 2021-07-12 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #5477
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger
18. 2021-07-12 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #5478
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kiekel
19. 2021-07-12 at 11:28 AM UTC

    #5479
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nigger
20. 2021-07-12 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #5480
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this is one of my all time favorite scenes of any show.