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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Man I can't sleep. Been listening to unexplained mysteries for hours. This stuff normally helps me drift off.
  2. Just don't drift off into the sun
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian Man I can't sleep. Been listening to unexplained mysteries for hours. This stuff normally helps me drift off.

    I tell ya back in my day we called"unexplained mysteries" "unsolved mysteries" and everything was a lot more mysterious I tell ya
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Thats what i like to seefam
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was so tired n in pain today i somehow misplaced two $36,000 packages and i just really dont care lul.

    Its like someone else was driving my body all day long i dont even know what was happening
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  6. I don't want to do it anymore.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yo tambien, hermanito.

    On the way home i wondered whether itd be less emotionally stressful to run ones car into a wall while jamming to a sweet song, blow ones brains out or do both simuktaneously.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ever want something so bad but if you get it you're a fucking heatbag who might lose everything due to its suspiciousness and raise eyebrows TO THE MOON? You feel you want it for mostly the right reasons though. Part of me says ITS PERFECT and the other half says ITS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TRY TO FIND SOMETHING NEXT YEAR WHEN THE MARKET COOLS AND YOU HAVE A MORE PLAUSIBLE STORY but this mawfucka won't be around then.

    SO CONFLICTING
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo Ever want something so bad but if you get it you're a fucking heatbag who might lose everything due to its suspiciousness and raise eyebrows TO THE MOON? You feel you want it for mostly the right reasons though. Part of me says ITS PERFECT and the other half says ITS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TRY TO FIND SOMETHING NEXT YEAR WHEN THE MARKET COOLS AND YOU HAVE A MORE PLAUSIBLE STORY but this mawfucka won't be around then.

    SO CONFLICTING

    This kid has never played the market before^
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE This kid has never played the market before^

    You don't know what you are talking about

    you have never been picked for any sports team as you are uncoordinated, reek of curry and are unable to think on your feet, which also reek of curry
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  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo You don't know what you are talking about

    you have never been picked for any sports team as you are uncoordinated, reek of curry and are unable to think on your feet, which also reek of curry

    Pathetically obvious deflection^ like lighting up the Bat Signal to tell Gotham about you never having played the market before.

    You just know baby Jacob starts panic selling when the graph on his Robinhood account goes down for 2 day
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Ok so I've woke up feeling like one of my bastard legs have popped out their sockets. Uncomfortable to lie on my side. Is this even possible?
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    when YFI dipped below 20 i panic sold like a motherfucker n im glad i did


    Expert investor right here. Made like 200 bucks in a couple days. only lost like 140.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian Ok so I've woke up feeling like one of my bastard legs have popped out their sockets. Uncomfortable to lie on my side. Is this even possible?

    Its possible it pinched a narve or could be referred pain from ur back. Do some light stretching.

    Or it could be youre getting fat for the excess and lavishness.
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  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Start doing vigorous pelvic thrusts
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    i have to do pelvic thrusts for my physical therapy but i rarely do them bc i dont want my mom walking in
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Sleep is like dying for people that are still alive
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Sleep is like dying for people that are still alive

    thats why its nice lol
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  19. Originally posted by CASPER when YFI dipped below 20 i panic sold like a motherfucker n im glad i did


    Expert investor right here. Made like 200 bucks in a couple days. only lost like 140.

    Don't forget to give the IRS their cut.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Don't forget to give the IRS their cut.

    They can audit me idgaf. I make like 20k a year now they can eat my taint

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