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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra how do you actually interact with him? I know they lead services and prayers and stuff but what do they do 1 on 1? is there something like a confession

    An imam is supposed to be a community leader, he should be hanging out to talk after prayers.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra how do you actually interact with him? I know they lead services and prayers and stuff but what do they do 1 on 1? is there something like a confession

    He waits by the door as you file out to solicit money/talk to people. I have his phone number/whatsapp but haven't talked in a while. Mostly you just eat together and he likes to drink tea.

    You confess your sins in prayer, many times a day in several different ways. I usually say "rhabahghfir Li" or whatever, then try to get more specific when I'm making the salat. I think there may be some kinda confessional (I think shiites are more prone to this) but it's not for me. Forgiveness and confession is so complicated in Islam and Christianity. Fucking misleadingly simple but actually there are layers and levels to the shit
  3. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sudo the message I got was my thanks was not important, as God exists in everything whether it is thanked or not and I'm better off making use of what he has given me.

    Sounds quite life affirming, but isn't that basically the opposite of what Islam teaches?

    And Christianity too, before someone "but what about anna spyzs"s me.
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  4. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sudo He waits by the door as you file out to solicit money/talk to people. I have his phone number/whatsapp but haven't talked in a while. Mostly you just eat together and he likes to drink tea.

    You confess your sins in prayer, many times a day in several different ways. I usually say "rhabahghfir Li" or whatever, then try to get more specific when I'm making the salat. I think there may be some kinda confessional (I think shiites are more prone to this) but it's not for me. Forgiveness and confession is so complicated in Islam and Christianity. Fucking misleadingly simple but actually there are layers and levels to the shit

    How do you know something is a sin?

    Do you do penance?

    Pilgrimages?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Invents cringey scenarios in his^ head because he has no actual "point" to score




    He's not your imam, he is actually amused by the lost white boy who is basically the Arab equivalent of a weeaboo.

    What is the "point?" You take convoluted routes to obtain personal amounts of drugs that are freely accessible and available to everyone else in the world. You fail at entering the door of the subculture. You don't know what you are talking about.

    Who are you talking about? Once again you are very confused. Maybe you're about to overdose off that gay internet weed, dude. My Imam has said surprisingly good things about me behind my back according to other people. I guess you see Islam as race and culture specific and that is why we will raise the black flag of jihad over your face down torso and plant the pole squarely in your puckered brown rectum.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Sounds quite life affirming, but isn't that basically the opposite of what Islam teaches?

    And Christianity too, before someone "but what about anna spyzs"s me.

    Well that's a bit of a puzzle I need to figure out. It's sort of like proclaiming the glory of something that is indifferent to your opinion on the matter and really just wants you to do something practical to advance and improve the world.



    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting How do you know something is a sin?

    Do you do penance?

    Pilgrimages?

    I wish I was a good enough Muslim to answer your questions in absolutes. Making a pilgrimage to Mecca would be awesome for the experience but the KSA is on the bottom of the list of countries I'd like to spend money in.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo What is the "point?" You take convoluted routes to obtain personal amounts of drugs that are freely accessible and available to everyone else in the world. You fail at entering the door of the subculture. You don't know what you are talking about.

    There is no difference between buying something on Amazon even if it is available from Best Buy, and buying weed on the dark web. Better and cheaper. If you disagree, give sources otherwise go fuck your mother weak pussy.

    We already had this gay argument and you already lost before but the facts don't matter because you are weak and gay and accepting the truth would mean you can't be gay and filibuster by making up gay bullshit any more.

    Who are you talking about? Once again you are very confused. Maybe you're about to overdose off that gay internet weed, dude. My Imam has said surprisingly good things about me behind my back according to other people. I guess you see Islam as race and culture specific and that is why we will raise the black flag of jihad over your face down torso and plant the pole squarely in your puckered brown rectum.

    The "other people" are in on the joke and make fun of you, you are a joke and nobody respects you and your degenerate lifestyle..
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  8. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sudo I wish I was a good enough Muslim to answer your questions in absolutes. Making a pilgrimage to Mecca would be awesome for the experience but the KSA is on the bottom of the list of countries I'd like to spend money in.

    If you're Catholic and you don't want to go to Rome you can go to Lough Derg, or climb Croagh Patrick. Don't muslims do things like that, or are they too metropolitan?
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE There is no difference between buying something on Amazon even if it is available from Best Buy, and buying weed on the dark web. Better and cheaper. If you disagree, give sources otherwise go fuck your mother weak pussy.

    We already had this gay argument and you already lost before but the facts don't matter because you are weak and gay and accepting the truth would mean you can't be gay and filibuster by making up gay bullshit any more.



    The "other people" are in on the joke and make fun of you, you are a joke and nobody respects you and your degenerate lifestyle..

    You live in a capitalist society where you network to obtain desired commodities. You failed at networking so you are forced to obtain your commodities in the least efficient and most inconvenient way possible, for something that is easily obtained by everyone else on the planet who doesn't live in either North Korea or Antarctica. We've had this conversation before and it still makes me laugh and it still bothers you, because you are weak and whiney and no one wants to give you weed. There's really no point in arguing, it's just funny to me that you are the one uber beta relegated to buying small amounts of the worlds most readily available and accessible drug (that grows naturally in your area) because you suck so bad at clandestine transactions. Even your paki relatives who think weed is satans oregano think you're a fucking faggot for having to use an anonymous cryptocurrency to get fucking weed instead of just calling someone like the rest of the world.

    Looks like you and hiki are united in your victimhood on this one. Adoraboner
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting If you're Catholic and you don't want to go to Rome you can go to Lough Derg, or climb Croagh Patrick. Don't muslims do things like that, or are they too metropolitan?

    All the sites I know of are in "that" general sketchy area. I would really enjoy travelling through the central asian "stans" and it could be part of a religious pilgrimage. I have so many places I desire to travel to, it makes me sad knowing I'm still unable to for another year. Should spend this time planning it then
  11. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sudo All the sites I know of are in "that" general sketchy area. I would really enjoy travelling through the central asian "stans" and it could be part of a religious pilgrimage. I have so many places I desire to travel to, it makes me sad knowing I'm still unable to for another year. Should spend this time planning it then

    I'd also love to go there. Even places like Iraq. Probably have to grow a beard and dress up so as not to get looks.
  12. Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    No one likes sudo, including his wife and children.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Since i havent shaved in a year, i wonder if i could go to Iraq or indonesia and pose as a mute Muslim?
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo You live in a capitalist society where you network to obtain desired commodities. You failed at networking so you are forced to obtain your commodities in the least efficient and most inconvenient way possible, for something that is easily obtained by everyone else on the planet who doesn't live in either North Korea or Antarctica. We've had this conversation before and it still makes me laugh and it still bothers you, because you are weak and whiney and no one wants to give you weed. There's really no point in arguing, it's just funny to me that you are the one uber beta relegated to buying small amounts of the worlds most readily available and accessible drug (that grows naturally in your area) because you suck so bad at clandestine transactions. Even your paki relatives who think weed is satans oregano think you're a fucking faggot for having to use an anonymous cryptocurrency to get fucking weed instead of just calling someone like the rest of the world.

    Looks like you and hiki are united in your victimhood on this one. Adoraboner

    What a faggot, has to resort to gay vague bullshit filibuster ONCE AGAIN to get out of addressing the facts.

    FUCKING FAGGOT.

    DNM Weed is cheaper, arrives reliably and is of higher quality than what is locay available.

    You are gay and just empirically proved me correct about you being gay and the exact gay behaviours you participate in to make up for your shame at being gay.

    DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BUYING OFF AMAZON AND EBAY, FAGGOT? ANSWER ME FAGGOT.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Since i havent shaved in a year, i wonder if i could go to Iraq or indonesia and pose as a mute Muslim?

    Totally. Just need a habibi to do the talking with you and hold a solemn, kinda retarded face.
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I'd also love to go there. Even places like Iraq. Probably have to grow a beard and dress up so as not to get looks.

    You managed to go to Africa being how you are, a beard probably couldn't hurt though. Afghanistan has been my dream for a while and there are so many (white looking) ethnic groups, a beard and a stylist and I wouldn't bat too many eyes. I'll get the hang of travelling when I start doing it more but right now I only know what I learn from other people and thus just want to avoid being an "ugly american" which I imagine would be particularly disastrous in that area of the world
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    *Nonsense hand flailing and feigned sign language intensifies*
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo You managed to go to Africa being how you are, a beard probably couldn't hurt though. Afghanistan has been my dream for a while and there are so many (white looking) ethnic groups, a beard and a stylist and I wouldn't bat too many eyes. I'll get the hang of travelling when I start doing it more but right now I only know what I learn from other people and thus just want to avoid being an "ugly american" which I imagine would be particularly disastrous in that area of the world

    You look like a queer and nobody likes you, least of all amongst Muslim communities. You would be ostracised in Afghanistan.
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo You managed to go to Africa being how you are, a beard probably couldn't hurt though. Afghanistan has been my dream for a while and there are so many (white looking) ethnic groups, a beard and a stylist and I wouldn't bat too many eyes. I'll get the hang of travelling when I start doing it more but right now I only know what I learn from other people and thus just want to avoid being an "ugly american" which I imagine would be particularly disastrous in that area of the world

    Oh thats true. Ive seen a handful of freckled, almost ginger looking afghanis.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE What a faggot, has to resort to gay vague bullshit filibuster ONCE AGAIN to get out of addressing the facts.

    FUCKING FAGGOT.

    DNM Weed is cheaper, arrives reliably and is of higher quality than what is locay available.

    You are gay and just empirically proved me correct about you being gay and the exact gay behaviours you participate in to make up for your shame at being gay.

    DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BUYING OFF AMAZON AND EBAY, FAGGOT? ANSWER ME FAGGOT.

    Wow your capslock, parroting the same things, goal posts moving and boldfaced lies sure make it seem like it's not a touchy issue based on your own failures as a "man"

    "small personal amounts of weed you buy from strangers online using an anonymous cryptocurrency, after getting Jewed hard on transaction fees 50x, having to wait and hope what I'm getting is what I order, without any face to face customer service is better than buying it in person like the rest of the world does." Shut up you fucking loser.

    You are lying. You're likening it to your experience trying to buy weed locally when someone sold you an ounce of poison ivy for $300 Making such ridiculous blanket statements just affirms how much you know you are wrong and just fucking suck so badly you can't even properly buy weed. Sad.

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