Juicebox Obituary

1. 2019-12-11 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #61
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What happens is it's so cold that when you hit the surface and plunge under, the shock from both the impact and the freezing cold water causes you to instinctively gasp and draw in a deep lung full of water, drowning you.
2. 2019-12-11 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #62
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What happens is it's so cold that when you hit the surface and plunge under, the shock from both the impact and the freezing cold water causes you to instinctively gasp and draw in a deep lung full of water, drowning you.

   
   For real? No bullshit ?
3. 2019-12-11 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #63
   WellHung Black Hole
   How far of a drop is it from the bridge to the water?
4. 2019-12-11 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung For real? No bullshit ?

   
   Yeah. Not necessarily every time but yes it's just human instinct to gasp when plunging underneath cold waters. Maybe it's a little more avoidable when you know you're about to hit. I know there are stories where planes crashed into icey rivers and although the plane crashes at a slow enough rate to where people could've survived, they died because of that initial draw of breath upon being submerged in the icey waters.
5. 2019-12-11 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung How far of a drop is it from the bridge to the water?

   
   Ask jeeves. He knows those types of things.
6. 2019-12-11 at 10:15 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Sodium nitrite, not sodium nitrate. Only 4.6 grams is enough to kill.

   
   Depending on how long it's in contact with the saliva or how much saliva there is, nitrate is converted to nitrite by an enzyme in the saliva. The nitrite is more carcinogenic, although ascorbic acid counteracts this to some extent. Since he drank it though, it's unlikely much of it was converted.
7. 2019-12-11 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Depending on how long it's in contact with the saliva or how much saliva there is, nitrate is converted to nitrite by an enzyme in the saliva. The nitrite is more carcinogenic, although ascorbic acid counteracts this to some extent. Since he drank it though, it's unlikely much of it was converted.

   
   
8. 2019-12-11 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   What's the facepalm for? It's just a random tidbit of useless information.... Well useless in this context, it has nothing to do with how he died. But, that's why you shouldn't eat hot dogs. Or sausage. Unless it specifically says no nitrates or nitrites. Elsewhere, eat them with something that has a lot of vitamin C.
   
   
   EDIT: I'm bored and I can't drink a beer yet, it's too early in the day. I needed an excuse to post some autistic type knowledge.
9. 2019-12-11 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #69
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz What's the facepalm for? It's just a random tidbit of useless information…. Well useless in this context, it has nothing to do with how he died. But, that's why you shouldn't eat hot dogs. Or sausage. Unless it specifically says no nitrates or nitrites. Elsewhere, eat them with something that has a lot of vitamin C.
   
   
   EDIT: I'm bored and I can't drink a beer yet, it's too early in the day. I needed an excuse to post some autistic type knowledge.

   
   Joey Chestnut has never had any issues.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Solstice
10. 2019-12-11 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Here's Ytter_man's obituary
    
    https://www.sidneyherald.com/obituaries/jake-hunsbedt/article_7219bb86-6c66-50c6-83da-63235892aa4e.html
    
    may Allah bless him and look after his family
    
    edit: he has a much better beard in this pic
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
11. 2019-12-11 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #71
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz What's the facepalm for? It's just a random tidbit of useless information…. Well useless in this context, it has nothing to do with how he died. But, that's why you shouldn't eat hot dogs. Or sausage. Unless it specifically says no nitrates or nitrites. Elsewhere, eat them with something that has a lot of vitamin C.
    
    
    EDIT: I'm bored and I can't drink a beer yet, it's too early in the day. I needed an excuse to post some autistic type knowledge.

    
    You responded to a post where it was clarified that he took nitrite not nitrate, then you went on to describe how nitrate can be converted to nitrite, and implied in your last sentence that he did indeed drink nitrate even though none of it would have converted. Seemed odd. The torvalds wasnt necessary I just felt like torvaldsing.
12. 2019-12-11 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #72
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Here's Ytter_man's obituary
    
    https://www.sidneyherald.com/obituaries/jake-hunsbedt/article_7219bb86-6c66-50c6-83da-63235892aa4e.html
    
    may Allah bless him and look after his family

    
    Only if he was a Sunni, not a Shi'ite.
13. 2019-12-11 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #73
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo Here's Ytter_man's obituary
    
    https://www.sidneyherald.com/obituaries/jake-hunsbedt/article_7219bb86-6c66-50c6-83da-63235892aa4e.html
    
    may Allah bless him and look after his family
    
    edit: he has a much better beard in this pic

    
    That's a nice obituary. Are you fonder of it because he was Canadian? Interesting the ND aspect.
14. 2019-12-11 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #74
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    22. That's my favorite number. I wish we all died when we were 22. Just automatically. You live your life knowing you die at 22 no matter what. And you can have kids when you're 5.
15. 2019-12-11 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #75
    

    frala Avant garde shartist
    You’re still a kid when you’re 5 lol shut up
16. 2019-12-11 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WellHung Joey Chestnut has never had any issues.

    
    Imagine dying off some hot dogs.
17. 2019-12-11 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ That's a nice obituary. Are you fonder of it because he was Canadian? Interesting the ND aspect.

    
    I actually didn't know that although I feel he may have mentioned it to me many moons ago. I just liked the guy a lot and we would talk via PM and post in HB on totse. He worked at a radio station too and would post grain and pork belly prices which was kinda funny to me. He really seemed like a genuine and gentle person (although another picture of him exists brandishing a large scimitar or machete) who I couldn't imagine anyone having a problem with. Tbh I'm kinda glad I can't find the news article on his death because it was pretty uncharacteristic and he shouldn't be remembered that way. Really just seemed like a Montana Meth story with a tragic end
    
    edit: he kind of looks like a good friend of mine too. I hate it when good people die young
18. 2019-12-11 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #78
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by frala You’re still a kid when you’re 5 lol shut up

    
    Would be shooting blanks, at best.
19. 2019-12-11 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #79
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Would be fucking niggers, at best.

20. 2019-12-11 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #80
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Would be shooting blanks, at best.

    
    Not in my world.