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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Sudo No, that's tr1p who posted here a few months ago. Ytter_man loved trains to an unbelievable level with autistic precision.

    srsly tho, who are you ?

    anyway, heres a soundtrack for all your dead people reminiscing needs.

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  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo No, that's tr1p who posted here a few months ago. Ytter_man loved trains to an unbelievable level with autistic precision.

    I dont think I ever saw/met yttr_man but I also assume he looked like a scruffy long haired man like yossarian or something, maybe because they both start with y.
  3. #43
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You got lucky


    The most famous picture of him (which I can't find for some reason) is of him with a big cattle branding thing that says &T while sporting a large beard
  4. #44
    Originally posted by mmQ I think that was this dude, name is slipping my mind.


    tr1p
  5. #45
    Things would have been really hairy there a couple times without my juicebox dollars
  6. #46
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Jumpers jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

  7. #47
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Why would you steal a car to shoot yourself in?

    To commit an additional crime, in the act. Legacy.
  8. #48
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ORACLE No, shut up retard. He is dead. Why should anyone keep spreading his PI against his wishes? One of you tards will just end up alerting his family to all the things he never wanted them to hear.

    Because Justin PI was spille. it's not much of a big deal when a person passes. No fear of someone stalking them
  9. #49
    WellHung Black Hole
    People don't die when they jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. They just get wet.
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung People don't die when they jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. They just get wet.

    They did die. The water is ice cold, so your body freezes right up as soon as you go under, and there's a strong current and large waves.
  11. #51
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They did die. The water is ice cold, so your body freezes right up as soon as you go under, and there's a strong current and large waves.

    I didnt die when I jumped.
  12. #52
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    they die because it's salt water. and it's like hitting glass. and yes. it's 57f and the currents hold you under for a while.


    I lived here my whole life and never crossed that bridge. impulses
  13. #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World they die because it's salt water. and it's like hitting glass. and yes. it's 57f and the currents hold you under for a while.


    I lived here my whole life and never crossed that bridge. impulses

    A lot of them hit the cement support abutment at the bottom, too, and explode. Some hit the steel girder just under the bridge, and that knocks them out and they drown.
  14. #54
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World they die because it's salt water. and it's like hitting glass. and yes. it's 57f and the currents hold you under for a while.


    I lived here my whole life and never crossed that bridge. impulses

    Saltwater is more buoyant than fresh water. I rose to the top right away, and the currents pushed me to shore.
  15. #55
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung Saltwater is more buoyant than fresh water. I rose to the top right away, and the currents pushed me to shore.

    Why didn't you just march right back up there and try again??
  16. #56
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Why didn't you just march right back up there and try again??

    I was hungry after all that commotion.
  17. #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung I was hungry after all that commotion.

    Your hunger could have been easily solved by dying.
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Saltwater is more buoyant than fresh water. I rose to the top right away, and the currents pushed me to shore.

    You were also wearing a full wetsuit, flippers, goggles, and scuba diving gear.
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  19. #59
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Saltwater is more buoyant than fresh water. I rose to the top right away, and the currents pushed me to shore.

    right.. it's hard water. which is what knocks you out. and yes.. most of them seem to be jumping from close to the Spans which have a concrete base. they should walk out to the middle which is also the highest point of the road and walkway. but about 8 feet higher.

    nothing to hit on the way down unless a cruise ship just happens to come along. most of the traffic has to wiggle it;'s way under the bridge anyays.. there is a rock that sunk a big ass ship in the 1800s and they have guide ways and boeys to guide traffic. but I don't think that rock is directly under the roadway.
  20. #60
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your hunger could have been easily solved by fucking a nigger.

    Koop
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