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2019-09-25 at 1:45 AM UTCOnce you do a bunch all the time theyre all interchangable and no matter how much you do it doesnt really change anything then so then i got down to like a teaspoon a day and it felt the same as heaping tablespoons all through the day
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2019-09-25 at 1:58 AM UTCI should definitely go to therapy tho but shouldnt we all?
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2019-09-25 at 1:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano Once you do a bunch all the time theyre all interchangable and no matter how much you do it doesnt really change anything then so then i got down to like a teaspoon a day and it felt the same as heaping tablespoons all through the day
You're a retard doing 'tablespoons' of it. Can't afford a scale? There's a ceiling with Crouton and once you hit it the good effects begin to go away. You have to hit the sweet spot.
And if they feel interchangeable it's probably because you had shit Crouton. Good Crouton makes you nod. -
2019-09-25 at 1:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Finally broke up with my girlfriend even though she made it very clear she did not want to break up. We're probably still going to see each other and maybe get back together but it's still sad. Meeting with side piece number 2 tomorrow and gonna be more open with her. Sidepiece 1 is so awesome and crazy but idk she has a lot goin on and is pretty busy. Like I literally watch her do coke and talk about ghosts in her house for like an hour at a mile a minute but she's incredibly useful to me and is an awesome person and bangfriend. Idk if things will work out with me and my current former girlfriend but I really think she needs like a year to mature and I need a year to knock up another bitch and focus on some things. I feel pretty good about it, my conscious is clear, I've done so many good things for her and she really hasn't done anything for me.
I should definitely go to therapy tho but shouldnt we all?
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2019-09-25 at 1:59 AM UTCalso don't you live with her
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2019-09-25 at 2:05 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-25 at 2:08 AM UTCim making fries in the oven
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2019-09-25 at 2:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo No, although I paid her rent, co signed, moved her in and the power bill is in my name. She's broke and has a kid and now she's literally have to go back to stripping or lower herself to selling her ass. I don't want those things to happen to her so I hope she would reach out to me if she was ever considering it.
Also, many muslim businessmen get extra wives when they go somewhere for business. Islam perhaps 4 wives if you can handle and take care of them and believe me I do, just ask yo mamacita
Mamacita doesn't mean what you think it means
You're supposed to MARRY them before you fuck them. That's what a real muslim would do.
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2019-09-25 at 2:20 AM UTCBecause they have no respect for women in their culture and they care more about that than religion
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2019-09-25 at 2:34 AM UTCYou know, growing up I thought there was only one correct interpretation of Christianity and that if you didn't agree with it then you were WRONG and it was pointless to even be a Christian then because it wouldn't matter. And then I kept wondering that I wasn't really even close to following it to a T because I was pretty literalist when it came to scripture and I kind of begun thinking that it was pointless for me to do what I was doing because the only way for me to really get there probably was to go 100% all out with the literal interpretation and like drop everything and go follow jesus giving up all of my possesions to charity or whatever but I was too weak to do that, which is why I think a lot of pastors are pastors becuase they think if they don't become pastors then they will go to hell for not going all out with it...
I kind of almost got there during my manic episode/psychotic break, as it was religious in nature.. I heard God speak to me from the heavens and he told me I was a prophet who was going to write a new book of the bible and he gave me these super powers kind of and when I rebelled because I didn't want to go through with it he was torturing me and damning me to hell... I think that was kind of the playing out of that scenario to it's fullest and thankfully I never have to think like that ever again as I have made peace with myself.
I have finally come to a place where it doesn't matter if your beliefs seem asinine to me rationally in that what you believe does not make you any better or worse.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-25 at 2:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by 8stringflinG Mamacita doesn't mean what you think it means
You're supposed to MARRY them before you fuck them. That's what a real muslim would do.
Why even be muslim when you literally go against everything your God tells you to do?
Mamacitaa means hot mama. Yo mama hot cuz she's always in the kitchen makin chimichangas for me and my amigos
I don't know why you talk about my faith so much. It's an entirely personal thing you're too gay and boring to understand. Maybe the catholic priest didn't touch you enough as a kid -
2019-09-25 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo No, although I paid her rent, co signed, moved her in and the power bill is in my name. She's broke and has a kid and now she's literally have to go back to stripping or lower herself to selling her ass. I don't want those things to happen to her so I hope she would reach out to me if she was ever considering it.
Also, many muslim businessmen get extra wives when they go somewhere for business. Islam perhaps 4 wives if you can handle and take care of them and believe me I do, just ask yo mamacita
That's fucking awesome, I should become a Muslim, I already have a quran and I appreciate that it is way way shorter than the bible. -
2019-09-25 at 2:44 AM UTCThats because it skips most of human history and goes right to the batshit from page 1The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-25 at 2:54 AM UTC
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2019-09-25 at 2:58 AM UTCI tried so hard to rationalize the bible beginning with genesis, I was going verse by verse scrutinizing it and it was going okay until I got to like the like the 5th verse or something and I was having to come up with these incredibly complex order things and finally after hours of research and looking at some websotes that claimed it had to be this certain way because blah blah it wasn't working and I had to let it go and that bugged me at the time
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2019-09-25 at 3 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano That's fucking awesome, I should become a Muslim, I already have a quran and I appreciate that it is way way shorter than the bible.
The Quran is a great book, it's written very differently from the bible but includes a lot of old testament retellings as well as concisely encapsulates the message of Jesus (who's mentioned more than anyone in the book). It's an interesting book that's a little more difficult than the bible in many ways, at least in it's english translation. There are many things in the quran that will probably seem insane to you but context is everything. It talks of concepts that weren't really discovered at the time (meiosis, mitosis, other reproductive functions) and has more of a realistic, less idealistic version of humanity. There IS a lot about war and the enemies of Good but it does not make such clear disctinctions as modern interpreters would have you think. The book was written during a war, by a man who was illiterate and by the end of his life, had conquered every place he had ever set foot on. Not trying to big it up, it's just an awesome book and the chapters are very short so you can pick it up, put it back down anytime really, plus when you read it in public you make people SO nervous.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-25 at 3:02 AM UTC
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2019-09-25 at 3:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo plus when you read it in public you make people SO nervous.
HAHAHA
gotta try that now
There is a massive Somali population here, including that annoying Squad senator so like 1 in 6 people in wearing muslim getup like hijabs, burkhas, the men wear these robe things and the circular hats that don't quite look like turbans, they're pretty flat and white, so people are used to islamis -
2019-09-25 at 3:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Mamacitaa means hot mama. Yo mama hot cuz she's always in the kitchen makin chimichangas for me and my amigos
I don't know why you talk about my faith so much. It's an entirely personal thing you're too gay and boring to understand. Maybe the catholic priest didn't touch you enough as a kid
Not really it doesn't. It basically implies I have a hot girlfriend or something. You'd never use it to describe a mother.
I don't give a fuck about what you believe in unless you claim to believe in things which are directly in opposition to the way you behave. What sort of lunatic subscribes to a religion in which they'd most certainly be on God's bad side? It isn't about believing in a God it's about being a hypocrite and a shit person, which you are. -
2019-09-25 at 3:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo The Quran is a great book, it's written very differently from the bible but includes a lot of old testament retellings as well as concisely encapsulates the message of Jesus (who's mentioned more than anyone in the book). It's an interesting book that's a little more difficult than the bible in many ways, at least in it's english translation. There are many things in the quran that will probably seem insane to you but context is everything. It talks of concepts that weren't really discovered at the time (meiosis, mitosis, other reproductive functions) and has more of a realistic, less idealistic version of humanity. There IS a lot about war and the enemies of Good but it does not make such clear disctinctions as modern interpreters would have you think. The book was written during a war, by a man who was illiterate and by the end of his life, had conquered every place he had ever set foot on. Not trying to big it up, it's just an awesome book and the chapters are very short so you can pick it up, put it back down anytime really, plus when you read it in public you make people SO nervous.
>reads it in English
