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  1. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo That's very nice of you, that's actually awesome. I have a cousin who's a vet tech who somehow got lyme disease (possibly from coming in contact through her work) and is also extremely bipolar and a strict vegan. She has a hard life, absolutely nothing is easy for her. Her mother is absolutely insane and in and out mental hospitals and actually did some new type of electro shock therapy on her brain I thought they didn't do anyone (cept it's a new kind) and her father is a recovering extremely dysfunctional alcoholic who's actually pretty good to her now.

    Point is, basically all value she gets from her painful, depressing and excruciating life that drains her more every step she takes in the run of her day, is from helping animals at the vet clinic she works at. She adopts a ton of them too or finds them temporary homes so they're not euthanized carelessly. In my book you're doing God's work

    That treatment was probably TMS, transcranial magnetic stimulation. It's like ECT but doesn't induce an actual seizure.
  2. my neurologist said i can buy this wonder device that makes your headaches go away at a fabulous rate, but it costs likw 500 bucks not covered by insurance or something and i bout told him to go fuck himself and up my gaba, whcih he is

    something to do with it feeds your brain impusles and trains it to not treat them as paindul or something and then when you take it off it still works,

    i dont know, i wasnt listening, i had a headache and things started out ok and until about halfway through he started getting conscending for no reason and Im gonna talk to him about it if he does it again because that was really uncalled for and i otherwise think hes pretty smart and has good ideas about which rational black pills are the right ones 4 meee
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Soooooo....poc and juice killed themselves? This is some faggot shit and I still haven't received any firearms in the male u guys aren't my real friends bye
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Soooooo….poc and juice killed themselves? This is some faggot shit and I still haven't received any firearms in the male u guys aren't my real friends bye

    You knobhead !
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Poc had a revamrionb. Juice did not
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER What?

    I'm drunk just excited to see you
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Juice died, PoC didnt.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fr tho this shit is a fucking bonerkill. It's always fucking sad. I want to see people do well. There's enough depressing shit.

    Good to see u too tho bud. Next box might have air holes in it.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Fr tho this shit is a fucking bonerkill. It's always fucking sad. I want to see people do well. There's enough depressing shit.

    Good to see u too tho bud. Next box might have air holes in it.

    As well it should.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Juice died, PoC didnt.

    Oh. Well that's....50% less sad at least. I always thought poc was a good dude just depressed n aimless. Been there.

    I'm surprised juice went through with it. 2 other friends died recently, and it's been fucking weird.

    I'm on antidepressants n shit now. They work pretty well for me, and I'm on the lowest dose. And of course, Malice was right. My testosterone was like 1/3 of what a minimum level should be. That and depression are the reason I've felt like complete ass for 15 years. If I was at the point where I didn't want to live anymore, figured might as well try whatever.

    Also sat in court last Tuesday and watched my two friends get sentenced to 6 years and 2 1/2 years respectively. Shits just fucking weird. Idk why I'm here, or why I didn't get killed or arrested or OD. But yeah... I feel alright for the first time in a bit.

    Y'all need Jesus.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Oh. Well that's….50% less sad at least. I always thought poc was a good dude just depressed n aimless. Been there.

    I'm surprised juice went through with it. 2 other friends died recently, and it's been fucking weird.

    I'm on antidepressants n shit now. They work pretty well for me, and I'm on the lowest dose. And of course, Malice was right. My testosterone was like 1/3 of what a minimum level should be. That and depression are the reason I've felt like complete ass for 15 years. If I was at the point where I didn't want to live anymore, figured might as well try whatever.

    Also sat in court last Tuesday and watched my two friends get sentenced to 6 years and 2 1/2 years respectively. Shits just fucking weird. Idk why I'm here, or why I didn't get killed or arrested or OD. But yeah… I feel alright for the first time in a bit.

    Y'all need Jesus.

    Its gotta be a weird feeling to go to court when you know you're just there as a bystander.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Its gotta be a weird feeling to go to court when you know you're just there as a bystander.

    It would've been way less weird if that were true.

    I was like 3 days and a handful of text messages away from being a co-defendant.
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER It would've been way less weird if that were true.

    I was like 3 days and a handful of text messages away from being a co-defendant.

    Story time.
  15. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Court sux. Fuck court
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Weirdest fucking dreams of my life last night. Can't even begin to try to explain that shit. Psychedelics don't have shit on that complexity of fuckery.
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano my neurologist said i can buy this wonder device that makes your headaches go away at a fabulous rate, but it costs likw 500 bucks not covered by insurance or something and i bout told him to go fuck himself and up my gaba, whcih he is

    something to do with it feeds your brain impusles and trains it to not treat them as paindul or something and then when you take it off it still works,

    i dont know, i wasnt listening, i had a headache and things started out ok and until about halfway through he started getting conscending for no reason and Im gonna talk to him about it if he does it again because that was really uncalled for and i otherwise think hes pretty smart and has good ideas about which rational black pills are the right ones 4 meee

    See if he'll let you try Lyrica if gaba helps, body absorbs it way more efficiently and it doesn't ceiling out like gabapentin does where the bioavailability gradually decreases in increasing doses. Can also look into Baclofen.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Weirdest fucking dreams of my life last night. Can't even begin to try to explain that shit. Psychedelics don't have shit on that complexity of fuckery.

    I dreamed i was at an onion conference last night and that is all I can remember. I kept waking up and plantessing every 30 minutes
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  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Good morning all. First day back to work. 12 hrs ahead of me ugh.

    Have fun!
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I dreamed i was at an onion conference last night and that is all I can remember. I kept waking up and plantessing every 30 minutes

    Was the style of the time to tie an onion to your belt?
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