The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-20 at 9:27 AM UTC

   #6281
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   spastic is an underrated word
2. 2019-12-20 at 9:45 AM UTC

   #6282
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   WHAT-IS-BUNDY?!
3. 2019-12-20 at 9:55 AM UTC

   #6283
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Octavian WHAT-IS-BUNDY?!

   
   I didn’t know that one for almost the whole first year I was here.
   
   It’s cough syrup with dextromethorphan in it. Guess it gives a person a cheap buzz!
   
   
   Funny side note. My son has a cold with a bad cough and I gave him a pill with the dmt in it yesterday. Just thought about it. It was used for what it is intended for obviously. Just a coincidence!
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   • 1993, 
   • MexicanMasterRace
4. 2019-12-20 at 10:03 AM UTC

   #6284
   

   1993 Houston
   Where is EllarriaSand
5. 2019-12-20 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #6285
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by 1993 Where is EllarriaSand

   
   Who cares? She’s a nasty old bitty. She comes on here pretending to be an old Totsean guy named E-cap. I already proved that one.
6. 2019-12-20 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #6286
   

   1993 Houston

   Originally posted by Technologist Who cares? She’s a nasty old bitty. She comes on here pretending to be an old Totsean guy named E-cap. I already proved that one.

   
   Can you send me your face?
7. 2019-12-20 at 10:23 AM UTC

   #6287
   

   bigthink victim of incest

   Originally posted by Technologist My son has a cold with a bad cough and I gave him a pill with the dmt in it yesterday

   
   >son has cold
   >give him dmt
   
   coolest mom ever
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   • 1993, 
   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • MexicanMasterRace
8. 2019-12-20 at 11 AM UTC

   #6288
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by 1993 Can you send me your face?

   
   So you can do disgusting things to my orafices?................nahhhhhh!
   
   Sorry Splooage!
9. 2019-12-20 at 11:22 AM UTC

   #6289
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Fucks sake reading wiki on new star wars and already found a spoiler.
   
   So Rey is Palpatine's grandaughter, FUCK!
   
   Well I already assumed she was going to turn bad.
10. 2019-12-20 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #6290
    

    1993 Houston
    I'm not convinced DH was ever a real site
11. 2019-12-20 at 11:32 AM UTC

    #6291
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Fucks sake reading wiki on new star wars and already found a spoiler.
    
    So Rey is Palpatine's grandaughter, FUCK!
    
    Well I already assumed she was going to turn bad.

    
    Ehhh i don't want to ruin anything else but let's just say don't worry about that too much
12. 2019-12-20 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #6292
    

    1993 Houston

    Originally posted by Technologist So you can do disgusting things to my orafices?…………….nahhhhhh!
    
    Sorry Splooage!

    
    No I want to do awesome and pleasurable things to your input/output ports
13. 2019-12-20 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #6293
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Studying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.
    
    I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.
    
    If I win I'll buy an Island were only NIS people can go and OD on drugs/ rehab/ DMT their fucking brains out. I'll call it Niggatopia.
14. 2019-12-20 at 11:56 AM UTC

    #6294
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Studying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.
    
    I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.
    
    If I win I'll buy an Island were only NIS people can go and OD on drugs/ rehab/ DMT their fucking brains out. I'll call it Niggatopia.

    
    When i worked in a place selling lottery tickets there were so many nutjobs who thought they knew the formula to winners on scratch offs it was ridiculous. We had a regular who the boss would let come behind the counter to just look at the ticket rolls and she would claim she could tell which ones to buy by doing that.
    
    I sold a guy a $20,000 scratch off winner once but that was after he had bought literally hundreds of $20 tickets over a period of time. He would just stand there scratching them off throwing 20s on the counter for another one when he lost like tossing bills at a strip club.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
15. 2019-12-20 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #6295
    

    1993 Houston
    My water broke lol
16. 2019-12-20 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #6296
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Solstice When i worked in a place selling lottery tickets there were so many nutjobs who thought they knew the formula to winners on scratch offs it was ridiculous. We had a regular who the boss would let come behind the counter to just look at the ticket rolls and she would claim she could tell which ones to buy by doing that.

    
    Lol madness.
17. 2019-12-20 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #6297
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Octavian Studying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.
    
    I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.

    
    What if other people have the same idea and the prize is shared?
    
    Some people do 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 - which is also a dumb idea, as if those numbers ever come up there will literally be 100 people to split the money between.
18. 2019-12-20 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #6298
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What if other people have the same idea and the prize is shared?
    
    Some people do 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 - which is also a dumb idea, as if those numbers ever come up there will literally be 100 people to split the money between.

    
    Yeah. I suppose something is better than nothing though. I think all the thousands of pounds wasted over 13 years on drugs and alcohol and what else it could have been spent on without feeling guilty. I'd happily spend 30/40 quid on tickets each month with set numbers. One could snort that within minutes.
    
    Mad to think.
19. 2019-12-20 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #6299
    

    1993 Houston
    I broke mah water
20. 2019-12-20 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #6300
    

    1993 Houston
    Gabapentin is a high level deep state drug