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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    spastic is an underrated word
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    WHAT-IS-BUNDY?!
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian WHAT-IS-BUNDY?!

    I didn’t know that one for almost the whole first year I was here.

    It’s cough syrup with dextromethorphan in it. Guess it gives a person a cheap buzz!


    Funny side note. My son has a cold with a bad cough and I gave him a pill with the dmt in it yesterday. Just thought about it. It was used for what it is intended for obviously. Just a coincidence!
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  4. 1993 Houston
    Where is EllarriaSand
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by 1993 Where is EllarriaSand

    Who cares? She’s a nasty old bitty. She comes on here pretending to be an old Totsean guy named E-cap. I already proved that one.
  6. 1993 Houston
    Originally posted by Technologist Who cares? She’s a nasty old bitty. She comes on here pretending to be an old Totsean guy named E-cap. I already proved that one.

    Can you send me your face?
  7. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Technologist My son has a cold with a bad cough and I gave him a pill with the dmt in it yesterday

    >son has cold
    >give him dmt

    coolest mom ever
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  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by 1993 Can you send me your face?

    So you can do disgusting things to my orafices?................nahhhhhh!

    Sorry Splooage!
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Fucks sake reading wiki on new star wars and already found a spoiler.

    So Rey is Palpatine's grandaughter, FUCK!

    Well I already assumed she was going to turn bad.
  10. 1993 Houston
    I'm not convinced DH was ever a real site
  11. Originally posted by Octavian Fucks sake reading wiki on new star wars and already found a spoiler.

    So Rey is Palpatine's grandaughter, FUCK!

    Well I already assumed she was going to turn bad.

    Ehhh i don't want to ruin anything else but let's just say don't worry about that too much
  12. 1993 Houston
    Originally posted by Technologist So you can do disgusting things to my orafices?…………….nahhhhhh!

    Sorry Splooage!

    No I want to do awesome and pleasurable things to your input/output ports
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Studying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.

    I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.

    If I win I'll buy an Island were only NIS people can go and OD on drugs/ rehab/ DMT their fucking brains out. I'll call it Niggatopia.
  14. Originally posted by Octavian Studying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.

    I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.

    If I win I'll buy an Island were only NIS people can go and OD on drugs/ rehab/ DMT their fucking brains out. I'll call it Niggatopia.

    When i worked in a place selling lottery tickets there were so many nutjobs who thought they knew the formula to winners on scratch offs it was ridiculous. We had a regular who the boss would let come behind the counter to just look at the ticket rolls and she would claim she could tell which ones to buy by doing that.

    I sold a guy a $20,000 scratch off winner once but that was after he had bought literally hundreds of $20 tickets over a period of time. He would just stand there scratching them off throwing 20s on the counter for another one when he lost like tossing bills at a strip club.
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  15. 1993 Houston
    My water broke lol
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice When i worked in a place selling lottery tickets there were so many nutjobs who thought they knew the formula to winners on scratch offs it was ridiculous. We had a regular who the boss would let come behind the counter to just look at the ticket rolls and she would claim she could tell which ones to buy by doing that.

    Lol madness.
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Studying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.

    I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.

    What if other people have the same idea and the prize is shared?

    Some people do 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 - which is also a dumb idea, as if those numbers ever come up there will literally be 100 people to split the money between.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What if other people have the same idea and the prize is shared?

    Some people do 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 - which is also a dumb idea, as if those numbers ever come up there will literally be 100 people to split the money between.

    Yeah. I suppose something is better than nothing though. I think all the thousands of pounds wasted over 13 years on drugs and alcohol and what else it could have been spent on without feeling guilty. I'd happily spend 30/40 quid on tickets each month with set numbers. One could snort that within minutes.

    Mad to think.
  19. 1993 Houston
    I broke mah water
  20. 1993 Houston
    Gabapentin is a high level deep state drug

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