The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-17 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #5981
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Octavian HOW DID THEY GET HIM IN THE WHEEL CHAIR!!!!
   
   You are going senile Speccy.
   
   SENILE I TELL YOU!

   
   After they tried to assassinate him the first time he was beat and tired from fighting back. He was lying in a corner. That's when they strapped him into the wheelchair, and he never got out of it until they killed him.
2. 2019-12-17 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #5982
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by -SpectraL After they tried to assassinate him the first time he was beat and tired from fighting back. He was lying in a corner. That's when they strapped him into the wheelchair, and he never got out of it until they killed him.

   
   That's Noncense.
   
   Assassin: "Hey Jeff nice to see you again, get in this wheel chair"
   
   Jeff: "Ermmm...OKAY!"
   
   
3. 2019-12-17 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #5983
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.
4. 2019-12-17 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #5984
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.

   
   This is not the time for your sexual fantasies.
5. 2019-12-17 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #5985
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by -SpectraL When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.

   
   
   
   
   We're talking about Epstein not Moose.
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6. 2019-12-17 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #5986
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   NJ om)=el
7. 2019-12-17 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #5987
   

   1993 Houston
8. 2019-12-17 at 7:24 AM UTC

   #5988
   

   1993 Houston
   Hold the nicotine lozenges under your tongue until you feel like you DYING!
9. 2019-12-17 at 8:52 AM UTC

   #5989
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by -SpectraL After they tried to assassinate him the first time he was beat and tired from fighting back. He was lying in a corner. That's when they strapped him into the wheelchair, and he never got out of it until they killed him.

   
   again, why put him in the chair at all?
   
   I'd suspect in this scenario there were several of them, in which case it'd be much simpler and much less effort to just kill him than to force him into a chair.
10. 2019-12-17 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #5990
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is not the time for your sexual fantasies.

    
    nobody puts baby in the chair
11. 2019-12-17 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #5991
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Lol the irony of Epstein's house being across the road from Bill Cosby's. Some prime real estate on the market at rock bottom prices due to Noncey depreciation.
    
    Someone could take advantage of those homes and make a killing in afew years' time.
12. 2019-12-17 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #5992
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not ever. No Way. Now he's Johnny Hammersticks. Hammering away like he's frickin' Tommy Noble. What the hell's he doin'.Thinks he's... thinks he's got it goin' bossin' over. No Way, huh huh, no way. What is this garbage?
13. 2019-12-17 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #5993
    

    1993 Houston
    A productive day for me means I sit up in the chair when using the computer instead of using it in bed
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14. 2019-12-17 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #5994
    

    1993 Houston
    Best nootropics for total brain burnout? I'm stuck dis way...aren't I
15. 2019-12-17 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #5995
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    meth
16. 2019-12-17 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #5996
    

    1993 Houston
    I think all the lithium I've been taking for no reason is making me zombie. Sleeping like 60 hours over 4 days is cool tho
17. 2019-12-17 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #5997
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lithium is gay unless you are using it to cook a batch
18. 2019-12-17 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #5998
    

    1993 Houston
    You're gay unless you mail me a single cheeto or 5$
19. 2019-12-17 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #5999
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    post ur address
20. 2019-12-17 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #6000
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can actually tell the gender of a cat by ruffling a cheeto through its tail.
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    • Sudo